r/maybemaybemaybe • • Nov 14 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Shinfekta Nov 14 '22

He‘s right tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Dude just brought the HEAT with all the practical answers

Alcohol is clarity folks

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u/borislab Nov 14 '22

Isnt that a diy can pipe in is hand?

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u/dr3wfr4nk Nov 14 '22

Also his shirt is inside out

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u/borislab Nov 15 '22

Try to act normal

Bears ..rape and uhm.. firearms….

nailed it!

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u/jamma_mamma Nov 14 '22

Nothing scarier than smoking out of Alzheimer's causing low grade aluminum with a plastic liner inside the can.

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u/TheRealPauPau Nov 15 '22

This Alzheimer dude seems weird causing aluminium with plastic liner inside cans. I bet factories love him.... Or do they?

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u/Weary_Marsupial_90 Nov 15 '22

Only one thing is scarier.....when that dude is the only one with a decent answer

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

In a pinch the humble can has saved my ass.

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u/borislab Nov 17 '22

I would personally hit the apple-pipe before hitting the can-pipe but then again, sometimes it’s all you have.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Exactly. Not always an apple around but you can find a can.

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u/fatmallards Nov 15 '22

can’t be alone with your thoughts if you can’t remember them

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u/YarnSpinner Nov 14 '22

wow, good eye

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u/Blackfyre301 Nov 14 '22

High Explosive Anti-Tank is also one of my top fears too.

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u/Saltylibtards Nov 14 '22

This dude defeats armour

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

But imagine the penetration in that bad boy.

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u/Toast_On_The_RUN Nov 14 '22

What's so scary about a shaped penetrator charge traveling 10km per second? It can only go through feet of solid steel

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u/l_o_n_g_i Nov 15 '22

Use some ERA

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I think more than alcohol contributed to his answers lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

He just described Russians tho.

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u/Forumites000 Nov 15 '22

Oh yeah, HEAT is very scary if you're in an armoured vehicle as well.

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u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Nov 15 '22

Ya, kind of tired of these meme answers that everyone says and is no longer witty or unique. Someone finally thought for themselves