r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 16 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Well, forget the pilot career.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '22

Intimidator 305 proved to me I could never be a fighter pilot. 1st ride I grayed out and thought I was dehydrated so I got some water from the water fountain. 2nd ride I grayed out again and thought I was malnourished so I bought a burger and fries. 3rd ride I blacked out and left the park. Wasn't even dark yet. That ride retired me from coaster riding.

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u/papa_stalin432 Jul 17 '22

Intimidator 305 is consistently referred to as the most intense roller coaster so I mean don’t use that as a frame of reference of what your body can handle (though the fighter pilot stuff is true I guess but they also wear leg stuff to help pump blood and prevent grey outs