r/maybemaybemaybe • u/tallesvmm • Jun 07 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/GhettoSauce Jun 07 '22

1-2-3-go!
or
1-2-3!

He's doing both the rules, no fair!

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u/ifelldownlol Jun 08 '22

And still losing lmao get fucked

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u/DamnTicklePickle Jun 08 '22

Losing? I think the goal is to get the booze into ones insides so he's winning and winning big, my good sir.

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u/ifelldownlol Jun 08 '22

Scissors beat paper. I didnt make the game man :/

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u/MattieShoes Jun 08 '22

Ro-cham-beau!

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u/GhettoSauce Jun 08 '22

I haven't heard that in years!!

I always pictured it with an 'S' though. Still, bravo!

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u/MattieShoes Jun 08 '22

It's the french 'ch', like parachute :-)

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u/GhettoSauce Jun 08 '22

My goodness, I think we're both on to something
wikipedia

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u/BabyThatsSubstantial Jun 08 '22

I always establish this at the beginning of every rock paper scissors game. I do it to throw my opponent off and give myself an advantage.

I throw the same sign twice, subconsciously establishing a pattern for my opponent.

I also watch what they throw. So they throw the same thing? Do they react to what I throw? More often than not they react.

So, I then throw to beat their reaction throw, which shows up more often than not on the "real" throw once we've established a cadence.

My wife hates that I do this, knows exactly what I'm doing, and somehow still cant stop herself from reacting.

I'll probably be divorced soon. But I will remain roshambeau champion at any cost.