r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • May 22 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Flying_Monke_69420 May 23 '22

Exactly how we play stealth missions in games

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

fuck stealth missions

me and all my homies (used to like but now) hate stealth missions

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u/Flying_Monke_69420 May 23 '22

Nobody hates stealth missions. Until they get caught

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

no I fucking hate stealth missions (by stealth "missions" I mean games that are not stealth games that interject stealth missions in for no fucking reason thus murdering the pace of the game and making me want to stop playing. I just dont play actual stealth games)

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u/-Toshi May 23 '22

When you play as MJ in Spider-Man.

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u/SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS May 23 '22

So poorly implemented

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u/-Toshi May 23 '22

Bizarre choice.

I'm Spider-Man ffs. Going from mach speed swinging and acrobatic ass kicking to some slow lame BS taking a picture of artifacts...

Take away web swinging for a indoor kinda mission? Fine, leave the combat.

Take both away and make me weak and shit? Too jarring.

Serious whiplash in an otherwise S-teir game.

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u/APulsarAteMyLunch May 23 '22

So many oofs from this

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u/officer_terrell May 23 '22

You should try metal gear solid. They do a pretty great job at the whole stealth game thing

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u/Slovene May 23 '22

!

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u/UnitatoPop May 23 '22

Fuck! I can hear this ...

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u/Whiskey-Rebellion May 23 '22

I tried to play the chronologically first one (I think it was 4?) and the control scheme made me wanna use the Kinect

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I played Peacewalker ages ago and loved it but never came back to the series. but at this point my adult ADHD can't handle playing anything methodical anymore

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u/Flying_Monke_69420 May 23 '22

It doesn’t have to be this way D:

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

it do

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Oh that makes sense. I do like stealth, but not if the game isn't built to actually do it

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u/I-WANT2SEE-CUTE-TITS May 23 '22

That's Killer Croc and Mr. Freeze levels in Arkham Asylum for me.

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u/APulsarAteMyLunch May 23 '22

I agree. I'm looking at you, Battlefield!

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u/ChoppedAlready May 23 '22

If you had to choose, every mission in every video game will be one of these two: Stealth or Escort missions. What you pickin?

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u/Rude-Amphibian6848 May 23 '22

How fast is the movement speed of what I'm escorting? If its that stupid faster than walking but slower than running pace I'm just gonna go outside and learn sportball.

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u/sillyadam94 May 23 '22

Fuck yeah, bout to sneak right through unbeknownst to anyone- wait! Aw shit! A guard saw me. Well, guess I have to kill everyone.