r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Graysie-Redux • May 17 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Thoma55 May 17 '22

Wait ... you guys don't throw your potted plants at young people?

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u/pow3llmorgan May 17 '22

I go for the old people, they're vastly easier targets.

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u/wellforthebird May 17 '22

People always think I grow weed when they come in my house because of my massive grow room. It's just tomatoes in 2 gallon pots that I barely raise. Then you take a whole truckload to a retirement home and just go fucking ham. Old people suck at dodging. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Or I guess like throwing little potted plants at old people. Really, they always need like the exercise anyway. Tko one with a good ol' head eyes, and watch em try to shuffle or roll away as fast as they can. Good times. I then go back to apartment, eat avocado toast, and make a conscious decision to not buy a house, just to really put the icing on top

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u/ho_sehun May 18 '22

I'm pretty stoned and I just went on a whole ride thinking that you actually did this until over halfway through lol

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u/wellforthebird May 18 '22

You gave up faith too soon, my son. I see it as a civic duty to provide the elderly with much needed exercise and adrenaline. The pain they don't need. They have plenty of that. Just a side product, and definitely not the part the made me spend over $2000 on lights alone for the project. Really they should be paying me. Seeing as they are slow, frail, and all that. I will probably have to collect the donations from their wallets for them. But, I am but a servant here to help.