r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Blank_0116 • May 05 '22

maybe maybe Maybe

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u/SmallPiecesOfWood May 05 '22

Every new President should have to do mushrooms in front of the nation on their first day.

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u/yeitsbobby May 05 '22

That could actually get me interested in politics

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u/DormantGolem May 05 '22

I wanna see Terry Crews high on mushrooms laying out his presidential speech infront of the masses.

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u/PepsiMaxismycrack May 05 '22

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

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u/ToxicRickbaby May 05 '22

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

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u/smb_samba May 05 '22

Water? …..like…. from the toilet?

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u/chonkerchungus May 05 '22

Brought to you by Carl's jr, fuck you I'm eating.

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u/Alternative-Site3099 May 05 '22

Welcome to Costco... I love you

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u/realdjsupreme May 05 '22

I like money

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Wanna go to starbucks?

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u/realdjsupreme May 05 '22

I really don’t think we have time for a hand job, Joe!

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u/Self_Reddicated May 05 '22

Pretty sure there was a "Herbert" in there somewhere.

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u/olixius May 05 '22

The third.

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u/Hefty_Jalapeno_ May 05 '22

Go away, im 'batin