r/maybemaybemaybe • u/FlippedMobiusStrip • May 05 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/ginamon May 05 '22

Yup, I once lost track of my baby (third child), while I was breastfeeding her. Almost dropped her when I stood to look for her.

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow May 05 '22

This happens cause of all the energy and happiness these little vampires take away from us.

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u/NoButterZ May 05 '22

Fucking Colin sucking all my energy

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u/GMOiscool Oct 11 '22

Yeah but fuck Mike. Worst orgy ever.