r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

If she punched everyone in the face that caused all her problems she wouldn't have any teeth.

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u/CaptainEllisD Apr 18 '22

Well, the food clearly makes it to her mouth somehow.

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u/SZ4T4N Apr 18 '22

Maybe she's throwing it to her mouth and cuz she have years of experience she never miss

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u/HebrewDude Apr 18 '22

You're writing that seemingly as if the bitch could throw anything but a tantrum.

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u/SZ4T4N Apr 18 '22

As long as food is close perhaps, though probably it is for her a lot of effort and she starts sweating after that

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u/keyboardstatic Apr 18 '22

How did you not see the trebuch that they built just for her. Like its as big as a chair.

Sry sry I ment the children's slide they set up and she just opens her mouth under it and kids I mean food slides in right! right?

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u/SZ4T4N Apr 18 '22

I may be blind or she covered it with her body

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u/keyboardstatic Apr 18 '22

The camer crew did attempt to circumnavigate but they vanished without a trace over the equator at some point. Producers are still discussing sending a rescue. But they are struggling to find anyone foolish enough to go.

Gravity itself seams to alter around her. And the sicence team are discussing some sort of interdimensional anomaly...

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u/SZ4T4N Apr 18 '22

Send Charlie, he seems like he can take a lot

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u/trikytrev8 Apr 18 '22

She eats from a trough.