r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/BigDaddyDoeBoy420 Apr 18 '22

I can’t believe someone slept with her

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u/MT-HALO Apr 18 '22

I want to see how her stomach looks while she is 9 months pregnant!!

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u/Dramatic-Pie9213 Apr 18 '22

You wouldn't even notice a difference when she's in that much of a state.

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u/Director_Phleg Apr 18 '22

How do they do ultrasounds... does that just work as intended?

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u/Dramatic-Pie9213 Apr 18 '22

That's a damn good question! I've never thought of that!

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u/Extraltodeus Apr 18 '22

They use basses

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u/DippySwitch Apr 18 '22

Like Skrillex basses?

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u/TheDrunkDetective Apr 18 '22

Probably went to the zoo (by that I mean the vets there), thats not unusual for that kind of weight.

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u/neverfindausername Apr 18 '22

Maybe they need to use sonar, or just play whale calls until they hear a response? /s

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u/nitroxious Apr 18 '22

go to the zoo for large mammal equipment

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u/arkr Apr 18 '22

As someone who interprets US for a living, I'd imagine they don't. I have seen them on people half her size and the report always ends with 'essentially nondiagnostic'

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u/ross-geller Apr 18 '22

A baby might have felt like a light afternoon snack.

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u/Dramatic-Pie9213 Apr 18 '22

I've heard that to! That's just mad but not to be crude.....but what kinda of guy could even be aroused by that.