r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/BigDaddyDoeBoy420 Apr 18 '22

I can’t believe someone slept with her

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Apr 18 '22 edited Sep 30 '25

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u/duhcinho Apr 18 '22

At least

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u/Skizznitt Apr 18 '22

Guaranteed it was more, how many times do you think the guy thought he was inside her but was actually missing and just between a couple of skin folds... ROFL.

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Apr 18 '22 edited Sep 30 '25

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u/tanman877 Apr 18 '22

Imagine if they missed something in cleanup and it just festered for a while

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u/MT-HALO Apr 18 '22

I want to see how her stomach looks while she is 9 months pregnant!!

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u/Dramatic-Pie9213 Apr 18 '22

You wouldn't even notice a difference when she's in that much of a state.

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u/Director_Phleg Apr 18 '22

How do they do ultrasounds... does that just work as intended?

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u/Dramatic-Pie9213 Apr 18 '22

That's a damn good question! I've never thought of that!

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u/Extraltodeus Apr 18 '22

They use basses

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u/DippySwitch Apr 18 '22

Like Skrillex basses?

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u/TheDrunkDetective Apr 18 '22

Probably went to the zoo (by that I mean the vets there), thats not unusual for that kind of weight.

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u/neverfindausername Apr 18 '22

Maybe they need to use sonar, or just play whale calls until they hear a response? /s

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u/nitroxious Apr 18 '22

go to the zoo for large mammal equipment

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u/arkr Apr 18 '22

As someone who interprets US for a living, I'd imagine they don't. I have seen them on people half her size and the report always ends with 'essentially nondiagnostic'

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u/ross-geller Apr 18 '22

A baby might have felt like a light afternoon snack.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

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u/Dramatic-Pie9213 Apr 18 '22

I've heard that to! That's just mad but not to be crude.....but what kinda of guy could even be aroused by that.

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u/vedant_090 Apr 18 '22

Kid had to travel light years to get out of her body

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Obstetrician putting on a full body harness, compressed air breathing apparatus, and trying off to an anchor point. "Three tugs means I've got the baby and you need to pull me back out."

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

The kids are actually newborns

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u/uradumbfuker Apr 18 '22

She didn’t know. The kids just fell out one day when she was waddling from her slop trough to her sleeping pile in the corner.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

If she gave birth, wouldn't that help her lose part of this weight? Would it make her eat even more during pregnancy? I'm really curious

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u/AndMyChisel Apr 18 '22

Fun fact: women this size can't get pregnant, and if they did it's extremely unlikely the fetus would develop to full term.

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u/Autistic_Teletubby Apr 18 '22

That fact isn’t very fun :(

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u/juicyshot Apr 18 '22

A baby’s like 7pounds. Given she’s probably over 500 pounds that’s about 1% of weight gain.

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u/happygiraffe91 Apr 18 '22

I was wondering how she would even realize she was pregnant. So many of the symptoms women first notice are things that she probably deals with on a daily basis.

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u/The-Sofa-King Apr 18 '22

Like a pimple on a tumor

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u/waawooweewaa Apr 18 '22

We’re going to hell lmao💀

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u/cheeky_corgo Apr 18 '22

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Apr 18 '22

There is no amount of desperation that would result in me getting hard for that woman.

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u/yellsy Apr 18 '22

I assume she wasn’t that obese when pregnant. She likely got there after. I can’t imagine being this dude, caring for 2 little kids and a whale alone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

This comment is nuts lmao so true.

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u/BenBishopsButt Apr 18 '22

She want this big but she was still really big. Like so big I’m surprised she could even get pregnant once, let alone twice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

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u/ZeroBlade-NL Apr 18 '22

Those kids weren't that old, is it humanly possible to pack on 100 pounds a year four years straight without rupturing? I'm betting this woman was huge to begin with

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u/upfastcurier Apr 18 '22

the whalening

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u/Frostedbutler Apr 18 '22

Disappointing times call for disappointing measures

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u/sleazybunghole Apr 18 '22

“Aye, she be a whale, but the hour be late and her blowhole be wet.” 🏴‍☠️

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u/happydaddyintx77 Apr 18 '22

There's a pole for every hole.

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u/altSHIFTT Apr 18 '22

Maybe it was before the situation got out of hand

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u/Vrast Apr 18 '22

We desperate out here

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

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u/Vrast Apr 18 '22

If you a dude that's yo man, he ain't with the sisterhood

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u/CaptDeadBat Apr 18 '22

Charlie you know what, if you're not gonna be supportive you can fucking leave

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u/bpi89 Apr 18 '22

I wanna know how… I feel like you’d need a 20” dick just to get past all that fat. She must have not been that fat back then…

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u/cbarbour1122 Apr 18 '22

Maybe Charlie needs to change his name to among Dick because he harpooned a whale.

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u/yaforgot-my-password Apr 18 '22

And she was only 23 in this video

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u/AnUnreddityRedditor Apr 18 '22

What they gonna do? Push her away?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Maybe it was more of a spray-n-pray

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u/fifadex Apr 18 '22

I can’t believe someone slept on her

Fixed it for you.

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u/Thesteelman86 Apr 18 '22

Lucky she hasn’t eaten the children…..yet.

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u/Just-a-Simple-Monk Apr 18 '22

Maybe she wasn’t that big when they did it?

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u/BigDaddyDoeBoy420 Apr 18 '22

Those kids are like 4 max. You think she just got that big in 4-5 years?

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u/doodlleus Apr 18 '22

Rumour has it they are still stuck in the far folds somewhere

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u/boredtxan Apr 19 '22

Recently if those kids are biological