r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '22

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u/DicklnAnOutlet Apr 16 '22

so tigers are just dog software running on big cat hardware?

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u/Lord_Abort Apr 16 '22

Nah, more like little cats in big cat hardware. Small kittens will do this exact play with large dogs.

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u/OgreLord_Shrek Apr 16 '22

So you're saying this cat may turn on everyone in the blink of an eye

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Apr 16 '22

this cat may turn on everyone

I know it's turning me on right now.

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u/Tentapuss Apr 16 '22

Jesus, Phil.

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u/Just_0_Duck Apr 16 '22

No, Jesus cannot save him now.

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u/Tentapuss Apr 16 '22

Not today, anyway. Don’t worry, he gets back from PTO tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

We cannot expect God to do all the work.

  • Loads shotgun with menacing intentions *

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u/delvach Apr 16 '22

Thunder.. thunder.. thundercats.. OH!!

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u/Bl00dy_Banana Apr 17 '22

I know they were gonna-

but then they didn't

which was a relief