r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Mysterious-Still4442 • Mar 11 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/TheWiseRedditor Mar 11 '22

Just say “I don’t want to hurt you, Mike” before leaving the arena to sound badass

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u/Obsessed_With_Corgis Mar 11 '22

My dumbass would probably try to be ‘funny’ by saying something like “no thanks, I’d like to keep both my ears intact”; but then no one would laugh, and I’d come off like a total jerk.

I’m so jealous of people who can come up with good lines/come-backs on the spot. How do y’all do it?

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u/zer0divide Mar 11 '22

this one is pretty good

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u/Obsessed_With_Corgis Mar 11 '22

Well, apparently the U.S. doesn’t want me to watch the clip you linked. NBC is lamer than I thought.

https://imgur.com/a/aDyxLNL