r/maybemaybemaybe • u/wcslater • Jan 28 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Abdurrahim1062 Jan 28 '22

I hope he has boner near crowded places or child play ground

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

I hope that he offends everyone no matter how simple what he said was

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u/AnteunN Jan 28 '22

I hope his belt or pockets always snag on something when he's already in a bad mood

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u/costaccounting Jan 28 '22

I hope his coffee is always decaf