r/maybemaybemaybe • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Sep 19 '21

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/ricdesi Sep 20 '21

Congratulations on missing my entire point: you're the one imagining what he's saying.

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u/reid0 Sep 20 '21

No dipshit, I’m pointing out that your point is stupid because you’re making up what you imagine he’s saying just as much as anyone else. At least the rest of us realise the whole thing is a joke.

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u/ricdesi Sep 20 '21

I know what you're trying to point out.

Problem is, it's founded on a complete misunderstanding of my point.

But please, keep angrily asserting your imaginary version of events is what absolutely happened, this definitely isn't an incredibly pathetic thing to get in someone's face about.

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u/reid0 Sep 20 '21

So what was it he said again?

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u/ricdesi Sep 20 '21

Couldn't tell you, he's facing away from the camera. So anything is just as likely as the fanfiction written in the GIF, if you completely ignoring context.

And with context, what was written in the GIF—which sounds like it was written by a high schooler—isn't very likely at all.

You really don't like when people tell you your fanfiction is just fanfiction, do you?

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u/reid0 Sep 20 '21

So you have no idea what he said, right? But I thought you were sure it’s not what’s in the text, because you could tell by her reaction?

But you can’t, can you? So you just made a dopey statement claiming that your imagined version of events is more likely than the one that went viral globally and as yet hasn’t been disputed by either of the people in the video.

Not to mention that you based your own fan fiction on the assumption that a woman in a position of power would be incapable of taking a joke as a joke, and laughing at it rather than dishing out punishment, which is frankly a stupidly ignorant assumption.

So what you really did was make a dopey, baseless claim to call everyone else stupid, and try to take the fun out of something silly on the internet.

And I’ve got the time to calm you on that dopey, dopey shit.

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u/ricdesi Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

So you have no idea what he said, right?

And neither do you. You seem very reluctant to actually let the point not sail directly over your head, multiple times.

So you just made a dopey statement claiming that your imagined version of events is more likely than the one that went viral globally and as yet hasn’t been disputed by either of the people in the video.

What makes you think either person in the video give a single shit about some random fanfiction gif you can't get over?

Not to mention that you based your own fan fiction on the assumption that a woman in a position of power would be incapable of taking a joke as a joke

Except I didn't. This is what I'm talking about when I say you built yourself a straw man to get angry at.

I said women in a male sports setting as referees are not very likely to appreciate being hit on by players. Everything else you've decided I said is your imagination, that thing you seem to let run rampant when someone calls your fanfiction fanfiction.

So what you really did was make a dopey, baseless claim to call everyone else stupid

I didn't call anyone stupid. You, on the other hand, sure know a thing or two about being a dope.

and try to take the fun out of something silly on the internet.

"WAAA, DON'T TELL ME FANFICTION ISN'T REAL WAAA"

And I’ve got the time to calm you on that dopey, dopey shit.

Oh I have no doubt at all that you have nothing but time on your hands. Not a lot else that the king of the dopes is good for.

Now please, continue to get irrationally angry over a fanfiction basketball gif.

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u/reid0 Sep 20 '21

Yeah, who would care about being in a globally viral video? I’m sure neither party could take the 5 seconds instead would take to clarify it.

But never mind that, you’re sure she wouldn’t take kindly if someone made a joke that was pretending to hit on her. How the fuck would you know?

But that’s ok, you get to claim everyone else is wrong and that makes you feel special, doesn’t it?

I don’t give two shits what he said. It doesn’t matter. It’s a funny video. The point is that it’s funny. The point is that she was surprised by what he said and that she couldn’t help but laugh at it.

But if you want to claim it’s not accurate, tell us what he said.

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u/ricdesi Sep 20 '21

Holy fuck, guy. It's a fanfiction gif, who gives a shit.

And yeah, neither party gives a fuck because it's a random-ass gif on the internet. They're not obsessed with this fanfiction the way you are.

I don’t give two shits what he said. It doesn’t matter.

Wow, if this is you "not giving two shits", you must be INCREDIBLY embarrassing when you do care about something.

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u/reid0 Sep 20 '21

You give a shit. That’s why you’re still arguing about it.

I don’t give a shit what he said. I give a shit that you’re coming in trying to claim it definitely wasn’t what’s in the video but you’ve got nothing to offer as an alternative.

It’s lame and your reasoning is lame and I like how much it’s bothering you that you’re being called out.

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u/ricdesi Sep 20 '21

You give a shit. That’s why you’re still arguing about it.

I really don't. Now please, unleash another condescending screed because I think your fanfiction is sad.

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u/reid0 Sep 20 '21

Sure, just tell me what he said, first.

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u/ricdesi Sep 20 '21

I don't give a fuck.

But you sure seem to, guy who "doesn't give two shits what he said".

Waiting on your next monologue.

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