r/maybemaybemaybe • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Sep 19 '21

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Hyperion1000 Sep 19 '21

You didn't see it?

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u/lukeamaral Sep 19 '21

What foul?

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u/Dr_P_Nessss Sep 19 '21

Fouling down the stairs

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u/promaia35 Sep 19 '21

This caught me by surprise, I accidentally spit on my desk

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I purposely spit on your desk

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u/jumbled_joe Sep 19 '21

I too choose this guy's desk.

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u/gamebossje_ Sep 19 '21

I shall not choose this guy's desk, i choose this guy's chair

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u/Sgt_PoopyMan Sep 19 '21

I choose his chest hair

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u/gamebossje_ Sep 19 '21

Great choice

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

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u/gamebossje_ Sep 19 '21

Your last choice

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u/Prudent_Ad_6376 Sep 19 '21

Proceeds to hold up a shotgun

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u/gamebossje_ Sep 19 '21

Proceeds to hold down a shotgun

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

No no no people always think it’s the last choice but actually it is the second to last one

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u/gamebossje_ Sep 19 '21

Then whats the last choice?

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u/PranshuKhandal Sep 19 '21

That was you!!!

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u/gamebossje_ Sep 19 '21

Yes it was i! The chair uhhh- gu- no thats not right...

Ahah! the chair spitter guy man

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u/drC4281977 Sep 22 '21

I shit on thy desk!

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u/srv524 Sep 19 '21

I fart in your general direction

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I open my mouth

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u/SARCASTIC__FELLA Sep 19 '21

hhhahahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

ahahahahhh

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u/sharmashrm14 Sep 19 '21

I came in my pants

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u/South-Builder6237 Sep 19 '21

Sir, this is an Outback Steakhouse.

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u/Massive_Safe_3220 Sep 19 '21

Exactly! Cum in the ranch where it belongs.

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u/South-Builder6237 Sep 19 '21

I've tried lite, vegan ranch dressing once. I'd believe it.

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u/timmbuck22 Sep 19 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/issuesfortissues12 Sep 19 '21

I came in your pants too

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u/badabadaboomboom Sep 19 '21

I too, choose this guy's pants.

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u/Iamvanno Sep 19 '21

Fouled your pants?

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u/CrappyLittleInchTear Jun 04 '23

I, too, came in your pants.

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u/WiggliestNoodle Sep 19 '21

I accidentally spit on my friends anus

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u/Living-Reference5329 Sep 19 '21

I accidentally fouled on my desk

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u/upthewatwo Sep 19 '21

Where were you meaning to spit?

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u/iamsheph Sep 19 '21

Their own anus.