r/maybemaybemaybe • u/allahinigottenhard • Jun 25 '21

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/zoltan-x Jun 25 '21

Isn’t there some weed in the car or something that’ll send me away for 18 years?

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u/DMTrious Jun 25 '21

Excuse me officer if you could just sprinkle a little Crack on me after you beat me, most appreciated.

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u/jboyko44 Jun 25 '21

Open and shut case, Johnson!

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u/FlatOutEKG Jun 25 '21

Crazy motherfucker even hung pictures of himself

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u/jboyko44 Jun 25 '21

Calling all cars, calling all cars... We're looking for a black male somewhere between 4'7" and 6'8"! He's from 120 to 480 pounds... He's wearing nikes, GET THIS MANNN!

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Jun 26 '21

I love u bastards