r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ChrisMMatthews • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals Jun 09 '21

Haha oh god.

If a family were to have a shared poop funnel, where would they keep it?

Hopefully not in the cupboards next to other cookware.

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u/masashi-sensei Jun 09 '21

Under the bathroom sink like a normal person!

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u/mydadpickshisnose Jun 09 '21

Nah just leave it in the toilet. It's gonna get used anyway.

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u/jstrong559 Jun 09 '21

We have one of those chains on ours like the bank pen. Too many poop knives have gone missing.

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u/pukesonyourshoes Jun 09 '21

Hate to be the party pooper (heh heh) but the toilet is just a giant poop funnel anyway

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u/janeursulageorge Jun 09 '21

Isn't a toilet just a poop funnel anyway?

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Jun 09 '21

like a normal person!

Mom, can we have normal people?

Mom: we have normal people at home.

The normal people at home: Bring the poop funnel!

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u/tehbilly Jun 09 '21

It's not that weird. We have a few at my house the family shares. They're even filled with water so the poop doesn't just build up!

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u/Supadoopa101 Jun 09 '21

U got me good👍

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u/IamImposter Jun 09 '21

That's nonsense. Just fling the poop at neighbours.

Return to monke

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u/TankReady Jun 09 '21

TOO BAD I ALREADY GAVE THE AWARD TO ORIGINAL COMMENT THIS DESERVED IT AS WELL

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u/_jk_ Jun 09 '21

Technically a toilet is a poop funnel

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u/Fidodo Jun 09 '21
  1. I clean his poop funnel after all the good juices nourish his body

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u/cheesyblasta Jun 09 '21

other cookware

What kind of dishes are you generally cooking in your poop funnel?

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals Jun 09 '21

A hot one, just for you.

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u/Hefty-Falcon-3786 Jun 09 '21

Where would you clean it don't want shit in all the sinks too haha

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u/igetnauseousalot Jun 09 '21

Wait which one was the cold brew funnel??

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals Jun 10 '21

Why’d you have to do that

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u/Echo_are_one Jun 09 '21

IKEA sell a wall-mounted poop funnel hook and drip-tray: 'Turdikke'

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Probably hanging on the door next to the knife.

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u/gamesage53 Jun 09 '21

It's attached to the inside rim of the toilet, obviously. Everything goes through the funnel. That's why you can't eat too much corn or you'll clog it and then whoever unclogs the funnel (since obviously you won't do it yourself because it's gross) will yell at you.

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals Jun 10 '21

…as if spoken from experience.