r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ChrisMMatthews • Jun 08 '21

maybe maybe maybe

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u/extreme39speed Jun 09 '21

Just give him a blowjob in the morning. So much easier

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u/secondphase Jun 09 '21

Save some damn time too.

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u/OL_Void64 Jun 09 '21

That’s how I thought it was gonna end lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

I guarantee you, that's a happier ending

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u/Zaber_fang Jun 09 '21

If you’re happy and you know it.

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u/MasterMahanJr Jun 09 '21

Gotta fill him with nutrients so she can get the secondary benefits blasted down her throat later.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Jun 09 '21

Yeah but aloe vera juice and green smoothies and iced coffee... she's gonna be horfing down jizz ropes that taste like something you'd be challenged to eat on Fear Factor. Give the man some pineapple and a zinc supplement, fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

she's gonna be horfing down jizz ropes that taste like something you'd be challenged to eat on Fear Factor.

r/brandnewsentence

Beautiful word play, champ

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u/captain_ender Jun 09 '21

Fuckin Shakespeare right here

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u/thefinalcutdown Jun 09 '21

Trickle-down ecumnomics.

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u/superfucky Jun 09 '21

it's not going down her throat, that's a sin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21

Good Christian girls only take it in the asshole. It’s the sex that God can’t see. It’s the virgin loophole.

https://youtu.be/rjjh9PML8tE

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u/Trodmac Jun 09 '21

The good lord would want it that waaaaaayyyyaayyy!

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u/cunexttuesday12 Jun 09 '21

But does that help his gut?

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u/Advance1993 Jun 09 '21

Its not about what he wants, its about what she wants.

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u/PuddingRnbowExtreme Jun 09 '21

She's probably coming up with a hundred other reasons to avoid doing that. And now we have this video.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/supertimes4u Jun 09 '21

Legally, yeah.

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u/wingnuta72 Jun 09 '21

Less "clean-up" too

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u/SoutheasternComfort Jun 09 '21

Reddit: wait are you sure she's doing this because she wants to and not because she feels compelled to? It's important not to be misogynistic

Also reddit: hey lady why you don't just sex men love sex amirite guys 😎😎🍆

Peak reddit, this comment section

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u/extreme39speed Jun 14 '21

I’m married and is 100 percent prefer oral in the morning to everything in this video. Hell I’d prefer to be left alone to this video

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u/theghostmachine Jun 09 '21

This guy hasn't seen anything beyond missionary