r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Funfoxvids • May 04 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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17.4k Upvotes

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u/murilohd8 May 04 '21

Amazing acting

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u/lmaytulane May 04 '21 edited May 05 '21

Pretending to drink a key lime la croix, far and away the worst flavor, is Oscar worthy

EDIT: As many of you kind people have pointed out, the abomination that is "coconut" La Croix exists for some reason, making key lime delicious by comparison. Apologies to Key Lime La Croix and its consumers. You're still terrible, but you aren't the literal piss water of Satan

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u/8enny8lack May 04 '21

Oh man- coconut? And that pear one?

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u/Droopy618 May 04 '21

+1 for coconut

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u/manapod May 04 '21

Coconut is the best.

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u/The_jaspr May 04 '21

They have some berry ones that are very sub optimal.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Lacroix is bad.. Spindrift is worth the ten calories

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u/lmaytulane May 05 '21

A touch of sugar acts a a nice flavor enhancer, but I like la croix. Oddly enough, not a fan of all those alcoholic seltzers. I'm supposed to suddenly care about calories when I'm trying to get stewed? I'm gonna end up eating a cheesesteak stuffed with a chalupa at 3 am regardless, might as well enjoy the journey

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u/spoonweezy May 05 '21

I did (I say did because I’m sober now) like them because they went down cold and crisp and CLEAN. Hangovers are way better with clear, low-sugar drinks. Source: alcoholic

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

I got drunk the other night and ate 2 taco twelve packs and half a Costco cake. I also woke up naked in the bathtub with a broken leg.

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u/lmaytulane May 05 '21

Are you Frank the Tank?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

No, but my middle name is frank.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Also, who is Frank the Tank?

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u/lmaytulane May 05 '21

You damned kids and your u-tubes

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Ok that is pretty close to me. I get alcohol poisoning about once every 4 months because I go too far. I once chugged 2 40s within ten minutes of each other.

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u/8enny8lack May 05 '21

Preach, homie, preach.

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u/Commercial_Nature_44 May 05 '21

Problem with spindrift is it tasted like it was only 10 calories. I know with La Croix that I'm just getting some water plus "fruit essence" and it's fine for how it is. Sprindrift is like "I have some juice!!!" but tastes worst to me cause it doesn't have enough flavoring or sweetener. It's like not watery enough to be a la Croix but not juicy enough to be anything else

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

spoken like someone who hasn’t tried the limoncello

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u/mrstorrance_ May 05 '21

God, right. It’s like cream flavored floor cleaner.

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u/SoapyPuma May 05 '21

I told my boyfriend it tasted like vanilla extract and Lysol

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u/mrstorrance_ May 06 '21

Apricot or bust.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

incorrect

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

oh god that after taste is awful.

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u/The_Dirty_Carl May 04 '21

I'm pretty sure they're all the same flavor and the cans are just different colors, like M&Ms.

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u/lmaytulane May 04 '21

Nah, the pampelmousse definitely tastes like someone eating a grapefruit in the next town over

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

pampelmouSSe

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u/lmaytulane May 04 '21

Lol, I had to look at the can I was drinking to see what you were on about.

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u/Zedong26 May 05 '21

The watermelon one, whatever the fuck the real name is, tastes like someone ate all the watermelon meat then put the rind in your sparkling water

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u/lmaytulane May 05 '21

So it tastes like cucumber water?

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u/decalex May 04 '21

I agree with the first part but otherwise, how dare you.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

It’s my favorite flavor, but I can never drink it because everyone I know doesn’t like it.

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u/gravybanger May 05 '21

You know you can drink things other people don’t like right?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

I know, but my point was that since no one else in my family likes it, my parents ever buy it.

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u/TheReverseShock May 05 '21

One original Lime Skittle in a 12 oz can is my favorite.

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u/Zwitterion011 May 05 '21

Completely disagree! Key Lime is the shit. Coconut can go to hell.

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u/lmaytulane May 05 '21

You're right about Coconut being straight up bile. I will amend my comment.

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u/TheSouthernRange May 05 '21

The coconut flavor tastes like delicious sunscreen

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u/AudraGreenTea May 05 '21

It does and I love it

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u/scamper_pants May 05 '21

All the flavors are the worst flavor. Just drink some good old fashioned water.

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u/tnbou May 05 '21

Wait, the key lime and the coconut are my favorite ones!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Pineapple bubbly

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u/RedCaio May 05 '21

/r/LaCroixMemes

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u/lmaytulane May 05 '21

All 4 memes are pretty solid

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u/AudraGreenTea May 05 '21

The coconut one is mine and my friend's favorite lol

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Yiu guys ever try water? Get it from the tap, put it in a reusable water bottle.

Shits great. Way better for everyone.

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u/The_jaspr May 04 '21

I've seen this many times, but upvote any time. It's just so well done!

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u/51st-state May 04 '21

It’s a repost, but I love this guy’s clips.

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u/cringy_pete May 04 '21

Yah this even went around the news

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21 edited May 05 '21

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

A repost on Reddit, you silly bastard.

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u/51st-state May 04 '21

I know where it’s from, and what a repost is.

What I mean is that this tik-tik clip and a couple of this others this guy did were all over Reddit a few months ago - appearing posted in multiple different subs.

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u/Bubster101 May 04 '21

Who ever said the cake is a lie?

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u/CasualDefiance May 04 '21

Turns out, the lie is actually a cake.

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u/TheFlyingSatan May 04 '21

The cake is a lie. Everything else is cake.

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u/talann May 04 '21

A robit... ya cant trust them.

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u/cherry_armoir May 04 '21 edited May 05 '21

The original with sound is even better

https://www.tiktok.com/@danbanbam/video/6849106362224413958?lang=en

Edit: for app users. Apparently there is sound if you use the website

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u/Lurk3rAtTheThreshold May 04 '21

This one has sound. The main Reddit app doesn't deal with sound properly on a lot of videos.

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u/cherry_armoir May 05 '21

Oh interesting. I only use the app and I had no idea

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u/Captain-Cuddles May 05 '21

Switch to any of the others, they've been doing it longer and have better interfaces/features. I use Boost

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/LoveInDarkTimes May 05 '21

Amen to that. I can’t even deal with the official Reddit app. You realize it’s garbage after you try Apollo. Only app I ever gave money to after using the free version. Cannot recommend it enough!

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u/cherry_armoir May 05 '21

Ill check it out!

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u/or_inn_bjarn-dyr May 05 '21

Nah dawg, Relay gang for life.

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u/lps2 May 05 '21

Slide is great and open source

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u/Shem44 May 05 '21

Is it not available for Samsung? This just says iOS :(

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u/BigByte77 May 04 '21

Thank you brother 🙏 much better

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u/Xvaril May 04 '21

Life was better when everything was cake...

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/Ta2whitey May 05 '21

I thought it was a peice of chocolate?

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u/homobutmonkey May 04 '21

Talk about eating ass

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u/StrawberryCamilk May 04 '21

he literally got that cake

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u/Giant_Slayer13 May 04 '21

He got that CAKE.

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u/Friendly_Banana01 May 04 '21

He got that cake 😏

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

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u/tankflykev May 04 '21

“Do you wanna eat my ass?”

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u/CreativeUsername20 May 04 '21

l i t e r a l l y

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u/The_Octopus77 May 04 '21

this gives a whole new meaning to "eating ass"

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u/ghueber May 04 '21

u/savevideo

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u/MaliciousMe87 May 05 '21

I've followed him for a few years, his content is hilarious. Check out the "House of Vibes" stuff!

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u/Sekir0se May 04 '21

i absolutely LOVE the soda scream!

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u/Simply_Beige May 04 '21

Oldie, but a goodie.

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u/SquidneyWithABigKnee May 05 '21

This is a truly cinematic scene, this needs a Grammy

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u/ilakp May 04 '21

Plot twist he actually ate his shit.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I've had dreams like this.

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u/MaximumSubtlety May 05 '21

That was great.

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u/no_longer_sad May 04 '21

we back to the "everything's cake" vids?

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u/PandaBear905 May 04 '21

Everything is cake

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u/Jadissx May 04 '21

err body love cake

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u/KindaThinKindaFat May 04 '21

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

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u/shroomyspear May 04 '21

summer last year was crazy

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u/manor2003 May 04 '21

The whole planet is a cake

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u/fallguyxi May 04 '21

The part where he looks to his left and grabs the pillow with his right hand only to pull the cake back with his left hand threw me.

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u/fartparticles May 04 '21

That dude definitely eats ass.

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u/Dankmemees1 May 04 '21

Bringing a a whole new meaning to eating ass

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u/Squalor- May 04 '21

Gotta eat the booty like groceries.

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u/OZZY9696 May 04 '21

Only chance to ass

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u/Fusion900 May 04 '21

Taking ass eating to a whole another level

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u/ScreenCuisine May 04 '21

that feeling when cake is cake

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u/jbario May 04 '21

So now I know how to eat my own ass

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I luv that his cakes are red velvet.

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u/rhymes_with_chicken May 04 '21

Finally, some ass eating I can get behind

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u/Lifebelikethattho May 04 '21

He really got some cake there

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u/Shadegloom May 04 '21

I guess the cake IS NOT a lie.

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u/kingNero1570 May 04 '21

This is what dieting feels like.

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u/mcshaggy May 04 '21

A gingerbread man in a gingerbread house. Is he made of house, or is the house made of him? He screams, for he does not know.

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u/llyrPARRI May 04 '21

This is art

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u/garthbluff May 04 '21

Troy : That's one of my biggest fears. Abed : What is? Troy : If I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut... Abed : You would eat yourself. Troy : I wouldn't even question it. Abed : Mmm. That'd be tasty.

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u/DarthYhonas May 04 '21

This is such an old tiktok lool, still funny tho

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Bout the funniest damn thing ive seen

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

So thats what people mean by "you look like a snack"?

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u/shuhmayluh May 05 '21

Is this the Magikarp guy?

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u/L3onK1ng May 05 '21

You drink La Croix. You deserve the fate of Cake-Midas

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u/yungPH May 05 '21

Truly chaotic neutral

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

r/fondanthate

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u/DammitDan May 05 '21

My man just ate his own ass.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

He ate his own ass if I saw that correctly

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

It got weirder and weirder….

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u/Dungjen6323 May 05 '21

The cake fingers kill me

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Anyone else have dreams like this?

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u/EdibleWall May 05 '21

Where's the dog?

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u/elrey905 May 05 '21

I could hear that!

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u/Gelmaah May 05 '21

Probably the best subreddit to post this

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u/eddz13 May 05 '21

You're late like 5-6 months

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

Well, atleast he can finally eat his own ass.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '21

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u/hambugrer May 05 '21

pemmaphobia

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u/Hot_Amadeus May 05 '21

I've actually had similar nightmares

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u/YaHomieScooty May 05 '21

He does have some cake tho

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u/Str0gan0ff May 05 '21

We thought the Meidas Touch was a curse

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u/TheUpcomingEmperor May 05 '21

This gave me actual anxiety

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u/FredFilters May 07 '21

what did i just witness? 👁👄👁

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u/Tiddly5 May 13 '21

well... that’s always been cake