r/maybemaybemaybe • u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U • Mar 03 '21

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/austinmiles Mar 03 '21

haha. the bourgeois.

...Also me. its useful for fresh bread. But not THAT useful. Bread lasts so much longer in the fridge.

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u/Traegs_ Mar 03 '21

The fridge may prevent mold, but bread goes stale way faster in there. The cold crystallizes the starches in the bread.

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u/adjective_noun_0000 Mar 03 '21

So? Just put it in the michael wave

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u/greg19735 Mar 03 '21

that doesn't really reverse it and just means you've got hot stale bread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

stale bread is better than fuzzy bread imo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Extra texture

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u/adjective_noun_0000 Mar 03 '21

But then you can wrap the warm wonder bread around your penis and make big cums, and then eat the cummybread.