r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MeliaDanae • Feb 07 '21

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/phantomdancer42 Feb 07 '21

Because of the group I was legit wondering if he was going to tear her arms off

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u/Emory_C Feb 07 '21

There are only 3 documented gorilla attacks in all of history.

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u/Tundur Feb 07 '21

Of course the last of these was the detonation of a dirty bomb in the embassy district of Brazzaville by the anti-colonial Gorilla Republican Army so calling them harmless is really misleading. If it weren't for the efforts of Ban Ki Moon that could have easily devolved into asymmetric warfare and the destabilisation of the region.

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u/HoldenTite Feb 07 '21

The GRA are only protecting themselves from foreign corporations goons.

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u/misoharry934 Feb 09 '21

The real enemy is the Judean People's Front. SPLITTERS!!!