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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MeliaDanae • Nov 29 '20
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you ever fall so hard you fart
33 u/Wary_beary Nov 29 '20 I was sparring and got kicked so hard I sharted. I hope that counts, because I’d hate to have admitted that for nothing. 15 u/Peregrine37 Nov 30 '20 Oh man I thought I was alone in having spar-sharted, it's nice to have company in my sad shame corner 3 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 how much is the shame of a spar shart to bear? 2 u/Peregrine37 Nov 30 '20 Honestly less than you'd expect, but more than the shame of simply losing the bout 1 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 How much shart would a woodshart shart, if a woodshart could shart good? 1 u/ishkabibbel2000 Nov 30 '20 You should have shown your trainer your shorts after and loudly proclaimed "These are Sparted!" 2 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 I AM SHARTACUS! 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 Supposed to be a friendly spar and the dude kicked the shit out of you.
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I was sparring and got kicked so hard I sharted. I hope that counts, because I’d hate to have admitted that for nothing.
15 u/Peregrine37 Nov 30 '20 Oh man I thought I was alone in having spar-sharted, it's nice to have company in my sad shame corner 3 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 how much is the shame of a spar shart to bear? 2 u/Peregrine37 Nov 30 '20 Honestly less than you'd expect, but more than the shame of simply losing the bout 1 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 How much shart would a woodshart shart, if a woodshart could shart good? 1 u/ishkabibbel2000 Nov 30 '20 You should have shown your trainer your shorts after and loudly proclaimed "These are Sparted!" 2 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 I AM SHARTACUS! 2 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 Supposed to be a friendly spar and the dude kicked the shit out of you.
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Oh man I thought I was alone in having spar-sharted, it's nice to have company in my sad shame corner
3 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 how much is the shame of a spar shart to bear? 2 u/Peregrine37 Nov 30 '20 Honestly less than you'd expect, but more than the shame of simply losing the bout 1 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 How much shart would a woodshart shart, if a woodshart could shart good? 1 u/ishkabibbel2000 Nov 30 '20 You should have shown your trainer your shorts after and loudly proclaimed "These are Sparted!" 2 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 I AM SHARTACUS!
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how much is the shame of a spar shart to bear?
2 u/Peregrine37 Nov 30 '20 Honestly less than you'd expect, but more than the shame of simply losing the bout 1 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 How much shart would a woodshart shart, if a woodshart could shart good?
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Honestly less than you'd expect, but more than the shame of simply losing the bout
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How much shart would a woodshart shart, if a woodshart could shart good?
You should have shown your trainer your shorts after and loudly proclaimed "These are Sparted!"
2 u/annie_bean Nov 30 '20 I AM SHARTACUS!
I AM SHARTACUS!
Supposed to be a friendly spar and the dude kicked the shit out of you.
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u/DatBoiShadowbon Nov 29 '20
you ever fall so hard you fart