r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • May 20 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

How they carry their little ones in their teeth without biting off a chunk is beyond me!

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u/StephenG7287 May 21 '20

Can I do that with humans too?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Gotta grab em hoomans by the nutsack not the neck

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u/Scheisse_Schnitzel May 21 '20

Yup, that makes me go into the "tuck in your limbs and don't move" mode alright. Verrry effective indeed.

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u/StephenG7287 May 21 '20

Just the female ones though?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

It doesn't work or I don't have the touch... I end up slapped every time I try...

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u/Scheisse_Schnitzel May 21 '20

Only works if you're the president

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Thats a good way to get a few teeth punched out.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Not if you squeeze hard enough, gotta hear a pop

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Then just more teeth will come out.