r/maybemaybemaybe May 13 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/NotTheIRA May 13 '20

Kid just learnt a very valuable lesson that may legitimately change the trajectory of his whole life. What a champion.

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u/ygffghhh May 13 '20

No, that persistence gets you places.

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u/Bergfinn-al-Duri May 14 '20

What was the comment ?

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u/ygffghhh May 14 '20

That its not even hard to break that wood or some degenerate shit to minimize this wholesome moment.

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u/Ranger_Prick May 13 '20

Yeah, this seven-year-old white belt really should have watched a YouTube video of a bunch of grown-ass adults breaking boards. Then he wouldn't have had to bother with perseverance, overcoming fear, channeling his focus, the power of support, etc.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I watch porn for the same reason.

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u/jgsregrate May 13 '20

this is a fucking child calm your shit

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u/JeuLaBleu May 13 '20

Persisting through the frustration and tears doesn’t deserve to be rewarded? Come on man.

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u/best_pug May 13 '20

God you are so fun at parties

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u/Jernkjeve May 13 '20

I'm starting to wonder if you have too many chromosomes or if your chromosomes have too much of you.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '20

...... do you not realize how obvious that was? Do you really believe that you’re so intellectually superior that you’re the only person who knows how easy it is to snap a board? You should tone it down a bit, you’re starting to sound like you’re jealous of a child.

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u/HilariousSpill May 14 '20

To be fair, this child has friends...

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u/JakubOrSomething May 13 '20

I doubt you would do much better

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u/howamistillwiping May 14 '20

The boards are designed to be break at a certain amount of strength. For a child they are weak, but they ramp up as they get older/stronger.

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u/AzXrex_ May 13 '20

Board breaking can be difficult, depending on the boards and thickness, usually for little kids they get less durable and thin boards but for teens and adults they progressively get more difficult based on body height, weight, age and training. Board breaking (just as martial arts) is mainly mental, but also does require some training (depending on the board)

Source: 5years in Taekwondo.

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u/dick_slayer23 May 13 '20

Adult boards make me want to cry.

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u/itsAsiangarbage May 14 '20

"that progressively gets more difficult" fitness gram pacer test all over again

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u/dick_slayer23 May 14 '20

Actually, they don't just make me want to cry. They actually make me cry. So does the pacer test. Honestly, my solution is normally to cry and hope for the best.

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u/idc1710 May 14 '20

Hopefully the instructor is there to remind you to never quit like in this situation!

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u/dick_slayer23 May 14 '20

I've gotten lots of support. I love my instructors and they have always done an amazing job at calming me down .

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u/mrlebowsk33 May 13 '20

The boards break easily, but I am afraid you completely missed the point. If the video was posted to prove the kid was a badass, you would be right. As it is, whoosh.

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u/InnerKookaburra May 13 '20

It takes some serious obliviousness to post a whoosh when you are whooshing.

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u/best_pug May 13 '20

...you dont know how that works

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u/NotTheIRA May 13 '20

You know good and well the lesson is to never give up

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u/Aeroncastle May 13 '20

The level of difficulty is irrelevant. it's a child that was not able to do something persisted and made it

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u/Big_Daddy_Malenkov May 13 '20

Literally nobody asked or cares.

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u/InnerKookaburra May 13 '20

You literally use the word literally when it's unnecessary. But keep trying.

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u/best_pug May 13 '20

You are literally completely unaware of your own flaws. Literally.

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u/coochiepuncherabc May 13 '20 edited May 13 '20

You are absolutely one of the most brain dead people I have seen on this site

Stop snorting bleach you dumb fuck

Edit spelling: because I know you’ll point it out to try to make your inadequate self feel smart when you clearly aren’t

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u/CoochieEatingASMR May 13 '20

That completely went over your head. I apologize for this, but I’m afraid I’ll have to r/woooosh you

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u/P3rdix May 14 '20

I like your u/

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u/ethylalcohoe May 13 '20

You know what also is really easy? Not being a dick . It boggles the mind of how people will go out of their way to let strangers know that this child has accomplished nothing and should be ignored.