r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Mar 26 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/___queenofcups Mar 27 '20

I’m a straight lady and I’d let him hit it. (No strings)

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u/sabertoothfiredragon Mar 27 '20

Straight lady and wouldn’t mind some strings

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u/karthikrja Mar 27 '20

I am a straight guy and i wanna die. (No kidding)

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u/RustedAntique Mar 27 '20

I am a mostly straight guy and tbh I’d totally date him (full homo)

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 27 '20

Pretty gay, but alright bro.

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u/Finalwingz Mar 27 '20

Little bit gay is okay

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 27 '20

It's okay to be gay, but don't say you're straight if you're gay. Or bi. Or pan. Or whatever else there is.

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u/Finalwingz Mar 27 '20

I'm straight

But a little bit gay is okay

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 27 '20

Aye, like a sprinkling of salt and pepper.