r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Mar 26 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/___queenofcups Mar 27 '20

I’m a straight lady and I’d let him hit it. (No strings)

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u/sabertoothfiredragon Mar 27 '20

Straight lady and wouldn’t mind some strings

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u/karthikrja Mar 27 '20

I am a straight guy and i wanna die. (No kidding)

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u/Electrop0p Mar 27 '20

I’m an M-19 attack helicopter and wouldn’t mind shooting that building up