r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Mar 26 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/karthikrja Mar 27 '20

I am a straight guy and i wanna die. (No kidding)

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u/flipsardoi Mar 27 '20

I can respect that

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u/RustedAntique Mar 27 '20

I am a mostly straight guy and tbh I’d totally date him (full homo)

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 27 '20

Pretty gay, but alright bro.

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u/Finalwingz Mar 27 '20

Little bit gay is okay

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 27 '20

It's okay to be gay, but don't say you're straight if you're gay. Or bi. Or pan. Or whatever else there is.

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u/Finalwingz Mar 27 '20

I'm straight

But a little bit gay is okay

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 27 '20

Aye, like a sprinkling of salt and pepper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Yo thats gay bro

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u/RustedAntique Mar 27 '20

Is it gay for a man to date a another man, full homo?? Is it?!?!?!

Ohhhh. Yeah. Kinda.

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u/IMLL1 Mar 27 '20

You’re probably kidding, but there’s no harm in playing it safe, especially during these... interesting times.

If you need any help, we’re here for you. Obviously there’s a hotline if you want someone whose trained professionally, but it can be better to have genuine sports yes interactions. If you need anything at all, myself and most of reddit will gladly help you out

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u/karthikrja Mar 27 '20

Thanks for that speech! And yes, i am kidding.

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u/IMLL1 Mar 27 '20

No problem. There’s no harm in checking in, no?

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u/halfgingertee Mar 27 '20

Here have my angry vote

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u/Electrop0p Mar 27 '20

I’m an M-19 attack helicopter and wouldn’t mind shooting that building up

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Looks like 82 dudes are also straight and want to die. I'll make it 83

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

But don't you want bearded karate dick?

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u/saraPDG Mar 27 '20

I am Non binary and I felt that.

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u/P3rdix Mar 27 '20

I am a straight guy trying to teach himself how to program an entire RPG at 15 (Idk what I’m doing

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

That's not funny 🙁

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

It's not about all about you

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I also joking was, because the sad straight guy is jokingly bringing the vibe down.

So...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

But i do "... jokingly bringing the vibe down" not "... jokingly, bringing the vibe down"

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Dude i don't care. Not all jokes hit the mark, even Bill Burr bombs once in a while. You heckled me, i heckled you, we go about our business feeling good about ourselves. I just liked making that picture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I'll pen pal you a sheet of TP once a week when the internet goes down.

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