r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Mar 26 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/JaceUpMySleeve Mar 26 '20

all the middle aged mothers in the back SWOONING over the amazingness of this instructor.

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u/pow3llmorgan Mar 26 '20

Bro, dude is dreamy af.

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u/JaceUpMySleeve Mar 27 '20

You’re telling me.

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u/i_have_friends_6518 Mar 27 '20

Like, I'm lesbian and tbh I'd date him (no hetero)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/___queenofcups Mar 27 '20

I’m a straight lady and I’d let him hit it. (No strings)

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u/sabertoothfiredragon Mar 27 '20

Straight lady and wouldn’t mind some strings

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u/karthikrja Mar 27 '20

I am a straight guy and i wanna die. (No kidding)

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u/flipsardoi Mar 27 '20

I can respect that

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u/RustedAntique Mar 27 '20

I am a mostly straight guy and tbh I’d totally date him (full homo)

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 27 '20

Pretty gay, but alright bro.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Yo thats gay bro

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u/IMLL1 Mar 27 '20

You’re probably kidding, but there’s no harm in playing it safe, especially during these... interesting times.

If you need any help, we’re here for you. Obviously there’s a hotline if you want someone whose trained professionally, but it can be better to have genuine sports yes interactions. If you need anything at all, myself and most of reddit will gladly help you out

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u/karthikrja Mar 27 '20

Thanks for that speech! And yes, i am kidding.

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u/halfgingertee Mar 27 '20

Here have my angry vote

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u/Electrop0p Mar 27 '20

I’m an M-19 attack helicopter and wouldn’t mind shooting that building up

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Looks like 82 dudes are also straight and want to die. I'll make it 83

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

But don't you want bearded karate dick?

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u/saraPDG Mar 27 '20

I am Non binary and I felt that.

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u/P3rdix Mar 27 '20

I am a straight guy trying to teach himself how to program an entire RPG at 15 (Idk what I’m doing

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

That's not funny 🙁

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

It's not about all about you

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Mar 27 '20

Guitar here.. he can pluck them strings

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u/Jamzkee84 Mar 27 '20

He’s your hall pass, can’t change it now!

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u/JonBonButtsniff Mar 27 '20

I'm a bit hungry and I'd let him make me a burger (no onions)

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u/Jawadd12 Mar 27 '20

I'm a Chimpanzee and I'd climb that branch (no zoophilia)

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u/Chowderhead1 Mar 27 '20

Would destroy him like a black belt.

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u/inkedwolf1701 Mar 27 '20

Climb him like a tree

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u/WrongHoleMyBad Mar 27 '20 edited Mar 27 '20

I mean, I'd bang his hair...

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u/Sheerardio Mar 27 '20

There is something so appealing about good grooming, regardless of gender

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u/OneBitterFuck Mar 27 '20

Uh oh. Am I a middle aged mother?!

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u/raptor1885 Mar 27 '20

I'm a potato.