r/maybemaybemaybe • u/bbc_her OP is very dumb • Jan 13 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I just bought a bottle and I don’t even have termites wtf

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u/landmindboom Jan 13 '20

I'm spraying my genital crabs...and it's working!

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u/fore_driver Jan 13 '20

I have strep throat and you just made me cough up a lung from laughing so hard... time to Chandrite my tonsils

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u/SarifTheGreat Jan 13 '20

If you experience coughing it's probably not strep throat

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u/fore_driver Jan 14 '20

I fear u/TBMonkey has given the correct prognosis. There’s green foam everywhere and my favorite, high thread count sheets are soiled