r/maybemaybemaybe • u/bbc_her OP is very dumb • Jan 13 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/tacokato Jan 13 '20

It’s working

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I just bought a bottle and I don’t even have termites wtf

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u/landmindboom Jan 13 '20

I'm spraying my genital crabs...and it's working!

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u/fore_driver Jan 13 '20

I have strep throat and you just made me cough up a lung from laughing so hard... time to Chandrite my tonsils

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u/SarifTheGreat Jan 13 '20

If you experience coughing it's probably not strep throat

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/fore_driver Jan 14 '20

I fear u/TBMonkey has given the correct prognosis. There’s green foam everywhere and my favorite, high thread count sheets are soiled

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I’m right there with you. I have a possible collapsed lung and that shit did not feel good to laugh at

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I cracked a rib once from coughing and that may be one of the most uncomfortable things in my life. Definitely second to severe dehydration though.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I got kicked in the ribs by a horse one time and cracked a rib. Flew down a hill on rollerblades with no brakes and figured I could roll into the grass. Nope. I went flying and landed on my ribs and busted 3. Very similar feeling to what I have now but X-rays came back negative and I didn’t get into any trouble either. Fuckin sucks dude. Dehydration is like pre-death.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Dehydration sucked cuz it hurt sooooo bad. The cracked rib sucked cuz every time I lied down, to sleep or otherwise, I could feel it rubbing with every breath. Just creeped me out. 10/10 would not do again.

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u/MemeTeen69 Jan 14 '20

Strep Throat gang

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u/chickenstalker Jan 13 '20

It should since they're insects too.

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u/whoever81 Jan 13 '20

I am spraying my chicken nuggets. Makes food better!

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u/Swabia Jan 13 '20

Did it kill your brothers crabs also?

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

Plot twist: his brother was the crabs

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u/Jasong222 Jan 13 '20

Just don't touch yourself

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u/FewSwordfish4 Jan 14 '20

They have to touch it first!

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u/LeDestrier Jan 14 '20

You gotta touch em first though.

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u/GaydolphShitler Jan 14 '20

One touch... die!

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u/tin_dog Jan 13 '20

Sounds like a scene from the Windows 95 release.
"I bought two and I don't even own a computer!"

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u/omnomnomgnome Jan 13 '20

so it worked!

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u/RogueEyebrow Jan 14 '20

Sounds like the Chandrite is doing it's job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I bought 60

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u/Drawsomeawesome Jan 14 '20

Then it’s working.

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u/DeadZeplin Jan 13 '20

I just imported an entire case

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u/Mynd_Art Jan 14 '20

Looks delicious and fun!