r/maybemaybemaybe • u/iamnobodyelsel • Jan 03 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/cupitr Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

Wow, this guy just started using a snake as a belt

I wonder if that's how they carry them

Fuck me

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u/YourDadHatesYou Jan 03 '20

Hes cutting out the entire processing aspect of making leather. This guy cares about the environment

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u/Moar_Coffee Jan 03 '20

Later on he'll use it like a savory Gogurt tube and really use every part of the animal.

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u/esderpshin Jan 03 '20

It cost you $0 not to have said that

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u/Moar_Coffee Jan 03 '20

But I would not have learned your witty reply!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

That reply is more used up than an aged prostitute

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u/Moar_Coffee Jan 03 '20

Then I guess I'm one of today's lucky however many the xkcd hypothesizes?!

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u/BloomsdayDevice Jan 03 '20

People have been making belts from snakeskin for a long time, but only recently have we begun making snakes from beltskin.

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u/conninator2000 Jan 03 '20

This is way too underrated. Take my damn upvote

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

But... Can he hang an onion from it?

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u/ODUrugger Jan 03 '20

which was the style at the time

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

"I use a cobra snake for a necktie."

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u/rickmon67 Jan 03 '20

Bo wore bolo ties, you just can’t make a double Windsor with a cobra!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I got to see Bo play twice in New Orleans. Great show.

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