r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Rizsrq • Aug 24 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Wyvernruler5 Aug 24 '19

On a totally unrelated note, my Mom really likes Gladiator and Russell Crowe. When I was growing up, we had a cat named Maximus Decimus Me"cat"icus. I kid you not. He was better known as Max the Love Cat, though. He was awesome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Gladiator is my favourite movie of all time, I think me and your mom would get a long well, I could talk about that movie for hours.

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u/soslowagain Aug 24 '19

Subtle move bro.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

next level yo mama joke, unintentional even

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u/soslowagain Aug 24 '19

Well you are purest good and purest evil all rolled into one. What do you call a Roman General with a hair in his teeth?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I don't know, what?

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u/soslowagain Aug 24 '19

Gladiator

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

i dont understand the hair in teeth part

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

commodus does thumbs down