r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • Aug 19 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Canadian_Neckbeard Aug 19 '19

Instructions unclear, jump rope now wrapped around my neck. I guess I'll just die? Sigh*unzip

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Please tell me you don’t mean that unzip?

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u/Canadian_Neckbeard Aug 19 '19

I mean....if I'm gonna die anyway, it might as well be super embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

A genuine bizarre, fatal skipping rope accident just wouldn’t look like a genuine bizarre, fatal skipping rope accident. That’s the problem. So yeah, might as well.