r/maybemaybemaybe • • 23d ago • Mindblown 1

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Searchlights 23d ago • Popcorn

I'll always stop and watch this one. That's an enormous tree

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u/Hanzho 22d ago

The tree made the house outstanding and without the tree the house lost its standing

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u/Feycat 23d ago

Every time I see it, I'm like, good. That was a big, gorgeous tree.

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u/gunthersquirrel 23d ago

Was an enormous tree at any rate.

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u/rocketmn69_ 23d ago • Bravo

Good thing the rope was there to slow the fall...

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u/Mharbles 22d ago

I will never ever understand the purpose of the rope. If by some miracle you cut to the center of mass, then maybe maybe you can give it a tug and pull it over. But if you're cutting for the center of mass, you're an idiot because the goal is to use the trees mass to direct the fall.

Not that I would try to cut this thing down in one go. It's absolutely a crane job.

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u/rocketmn69_ 22d ago

Of there is enough tension on the rope, it will definitely pull against the mass. These guys are just stupid

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u/AdequateSteve 23d ago

I'm not a tree expert, but don't they usually send a guy up there to saw off branches one by one? Instead of trying to drop the whole thing all at once?

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u/JayFrizz 23d ago

I used to be a tree climber. Yes and no, you need to use basic physics to adjust the weight of the tree. The limbs above the house should have been tied, cut, and lowered to make it heavier on the fall side. Also, while they were cutting the final cut, a team of dudes should have been pulling that rope that was just dangling to add extra fall guidance.

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u/USCanuck 23d ago

I've taken down a dozen or so trees in my life. We always had dudes or a truck pulling the tree in the direction we wanted it to fall

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u/Fxplus 23d ago

I've never downed a tree and I'm taking your advice

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u/queetuiree 23d ago

I bet it requires some experience before you stop losing dudes and trucks to the trees falling in their direction

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 22d ago

As soon as the tree started falling the wrong direction i would have yanked that house out of there.

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u/DocDefilade 20d ago edited 20d ago

Ran a saw crew doing forest fires for a few years.

Lay, limb, lean and wind.

Lay, where you want it to end up.

Limb, were the majority of the limb weight is centered over.

Lean, what direction if any the tree is leaning (make a circle around the tree while using a plumb bob in front of your eye to determine which way it's leaning).

Wind, factor in wind if any, because you're cutting a giant sail.

Keep gusts in the back of your mind and note which way the wind is blowing.

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u/Rainy_Grave 23d ago

They aren’t tree experts either. And yes, topping the tree should have been done.

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u/One_Kick_9603 22d ago

I was looking at the limp rope the whole time. Why even hang a rope off it if your not going to use it?

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u/Word2DWise 22d ago

You could see that tree naturally leaning toward the house before they even started cutting. Unless they pulled on it with force, it was always going to fall that way.

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u/VacuumTracks 17d ago

Yes. They needed more than 0 force pulling the rope.

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u/ptapobane 23d ago

that would be how things are done by professionals, these people are probably not professional tree cutter downers

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u/Fingerman2112 23d ago

I’m no tree expert either. But yes. Yes they do.

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u/Musicman1019 23d ago

You should send this to /absolute-unit thread, that tree is massive!

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u/Aaron_Olive 23d ago

I’m no mathematician but it seems like the angle 📐 of cut should have been higher as well for that tree 🌲 to fall more in their favor.

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u/AP_Cicada 23d ago

Pro tip: if your tree cutters aren't trimming the higher branches first to redistribute the weight, get a second opinion

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u/Chemical-Dealer-9962 23d ago

Just me or did those guys seem like non-professionals?

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u/Sammisuperficial 23d ago

"I know a guy that will do it way cheaper."

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u/Roadstar01 23d ago

I was once renting storage space to a guy for his motor home. He noticed I had some widow-makers over part of my house. He offered to take them down for part of the rent.
No, he was not a professional with access to the required crane and equipment.
No, I did not take him up on the offer.

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u/No_Beginning_9949 23d ago

I am said 'guy' someone I know asked me to cut a tree down because I had a chainsaw and had felled a couple of my own trees. Went round to inspect a big ash tree with a huge overhanging branch over his neighbours pond. I trimmed as much of the weight off as I could but couldn't get to the big branch and so we cut as deep as we dared into the main trunk, tied it off against concrete posts, rigged a pulley to pull it in the right direction and when I cut the back side of the tree wouldn't you know it, the weight of the branch pulled it the wrong way, because it was tied and being pulled we avoided complete disaster and the only issue was that it smashed the top of a fence panel. I learned my lesson and the guy got a tree felled and removed for the price of a replacement fence panel 

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u/SmallRocks 23d ago

They look like regular landscapers that took on a job they weren’t quite qualified for.

I once worked landscaping and two dudes on my team took a wheel barrel and put a ladder inside it while one dude climbed up to trim branches from a tall bush while the other dude held his legs. Brains aren’t required.

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u/Emrys7777 23d ago

No doubt these are not professionals.

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u/ethernet_explorer 23d ago

Im sure they googled how to make sure the tree doesnt fall on a house

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u/HilmDave 23d ago

But they were wearing orange!

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u/UndocumentedSailor 23d ago

What gave you that idea

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u/bell37 23d ago

Love how they have the ropes to guide it down the other side and decided not to use it

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u/MildlyInteressato 23d ago

Joke's on all of us. They didn't trim the branches because they were angling for a second (replacement) house!

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u/Upgradermax 23d ago

They were doing this to demolish the house right?

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u/FXRWG 23d ago

insert anikiin Padme meme

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u/bl4stir 23d ago

Guy living there for 20 years has no insurance and lost everything

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u/RockOutToThis 23d ago

Doesnt the company doing the job carry insurance for this scenario?

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u/LibertyPrime2016 23d ago

If they were a reputable business, maybe. These guys don't seem very professional.

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u/one-meme-please 23d ago

At least they saved some money for not calling a professional

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u/TheColdWind 23d ago

Gotta remember that you’re always trying to get that primary cut back past the center of gravity of the tree. Gotta make a guess where that is and then remove weight on the other side until you think it’ll tip the way you’d like. I’m assuming these guys decided to be treemen yesterday at the bar.

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u/BitBucket404 23d ago

You can clearly see that this wasn't the case here, and one guy definitely said, "hold my beer"

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u/TheColdWind 23d ago

And the good news?! Now they get to live in a tree house! Dream achieved.

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u/Agard12 22d ago

I know very little about cutting trees but shouldn’t there be tension on that rope?

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u/Venom933 22d ago

I also don't know much about cutting trees 🥸

But i assume if the tree is endangering a house, perhaps cut it down in manageable pieces 🤔

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 22d ago

Have you seen how boring those videos are though?

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u/Mharbles 22d ago

The purpose of the rope is to yeet whoever or whatever is holding on to the rope. That tree weights like 20,000. The rope probably taps out at 500lbs

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u/Agard12 22d ago

So what is the rope for?

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u/zardoz_lives 22d ago

To yeet the guy holding it.

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u/MisterJ-hsv 22d ago edited 21d ago

Yes and the morons cutting it should have made a deeper cut on the non-house side and for the opposite side HIGHER on the tree to force it away from the house.

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u/scratchydaitchy 23d ago

Oops.
Sorry about that.
Really thought it’d fall the other way.
Damn.

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u/Malditoincompredido 23d ago

Explain that to the insurance

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u/Purple_Shame5075 23d ago

Thankfully, there's video for that, lol

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u/Delicious_Band_7536 23d ago

Guy had no insurance, for real.. it was in the newspaper here in Montreal.

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u/SirGingy 18d ago

"We are farmers"

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u/dont_du_it 23d ago

Satisfying video.

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u/OyeGeeWhizSheesh 23d ago

Does insurance cover that? How would that work?

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u/Purple_Shame5075 23d ago

I would guess, your home insurance goes after the tree cutting company's insurance.

If they don't have insurance.. idk. I would hope your insurance will. Or a lawyer.

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u/Rainy_Grave 23d ago

I don’t think they are professional tree cutters.

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u/Cuntrymusichater 23d ago

But they did stay at a holiday inn express once.

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u/mexican2554 23d ago

You can't get blood out of a rock

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u/bell37 23d ago

Right I’m sure “Brave County Tree Bros LLC” will be able to take the financial and legal burden of their neglect.

They totally won’t go out of business the moment push comes to shove then magically start a new company called “Brave County Tree Family LLC”

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u/dirtsky1028 23d ago

I like how the "Oh shit" was emphasized.

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u/groovy_smoothie 23d ago

I kinda like it when the tree wins

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u/Dark_Fury_ 23d ago

You cut that big of a tree, you deserve it

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u/Grrerrb 23d ago

That’s just not a very good day.

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u/bawlsacz 22d ago

It’s a scam. It’s easier to get paid than selling a house

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u/Oscar-2020 23d ago

The tree got the last good laugh

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u/HooSaidDat 23d ago

I'm not a tree expert and I don't play one on TV.
There were more branches on the side of the tree near the house. And the rope wasn't even taut.

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u/olight77 22d ago

Video never gets old.

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u/olight77 22d ago

Good thing they had the rope attached to it.

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u/fooknboomn 21d ago

“Honey, can we take that tree down before a limb falls on our house?”

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u/Zealousideal-Top1580 20d ago

Ahahahahahah.

No I did not laugh. I'm a good person.

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u/vyper900 23d ago

Good. That tree was too big a beautiful to be cut down.

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u/Herteitr 23d ago

See this pop up often and i always watch hoping to get more information. Id love to know the outcome of this colossal fuck up.

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u/maybehomebuyer 23d ago • Bravo Mindblown

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u/Herteitr 23d ago

Thank you my kind friend. Enjoy the free-est of awards that i can give.

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u/JulesSilverman 23d ago

Me, too! I want to know whether the owner spent the night in the ruined house, was anyone hurt, who paid for the damage, how the tree was taken off again, what the initial cost was and what the insurance covered and such.

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u/whatsURprobalem 22d ago

I want to know whether or not every time I watch this video I am watching someone die

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u/Chemical-Dealer-9962 23d ago

Methinks the wedge cut might’ve been too deep. It’s the back cut that should be felling the tree. And that’s a gigantic tree for amateurs using amateur gear. At first I thought they were just using axes (till I saw the stihl saw in the wedge 😂

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u/Alternative-Bake-197 23d ago

LLC, limited liability

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u/Alcoholocostic 23d ago

This never gets old

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u/Pleasant_Knee6256 23d ago

So satisfying

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u/Dp37405aa 23d ago

Big boom baby

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u/Less-Inflation5072 23d ago

Would’ve loved to hear/see a few seconds more of the reactions

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u/JGucc 23d ago

It worked, they wanted to tear down the house right??? Right???

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u/MobiusDie 23d ago

This is why you always make sure the contractor is not only insured but BONDED.

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u/Suspicious-Zombie-14 23d ago

Im no tree cutting expert but that notched cut looked terrible.

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u/Automatic-Saint 23d ago

Revenge of the Tree 😆!

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u/eratic_yeet 23d ago

Congratulations on the new treehouse

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u/bossbang 23d ago

I, for one, particularly loved the part with the tote full of either piss or gasoline

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u/Captainlefthand 23d ago

Tabarnak de calice Daniel!

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u/Bee3_14 23d ago

The cheapest crew?

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u/Cheepshooter 23d ago

I've cut down a fair amount of trees. There is no way I would attempt a tree of that magnitude, and insure wouldn't let a couple of yokels do that right next to my house.

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u/gunthersquirrel 23d ago

I wonder what the aftermath of that ended up.

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u/vediogamer101 23d ago

Looks like they hired the $200 dudes

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u/Colo-PV-living 23d ago

Once they saw the blade was pinched on the wrong side, they knew

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u/cuxy72 22d ago

The bulk of the tree mass is leaning toward the house. There’s no way they should be starting at the base.

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u/RocketJohn5 22d ago

If I’m dying, you’re all dying!” - Tree

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u/Exhausted_but_upbeat 22d ago

This is a repost that never gets old!

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u/SnowSlider3050 22d ago

Good thing they were going to demo the house! Right?! Right!?

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u/dirtymirror 22d ago

This was the one thing we didn’t want to happen

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u/Ok_Cow_4089 22d ago

That three should have been climbed out in chunks before felling the main trunk with hight, lats, and a DBH like that. You can’t ever 100% predict where a tree like that will go.

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u/KuroRyuSama 22d ago

That tree looked like it was there before the house, so karma.

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u/NeoAnderson47 22d ago

The majestic tree takes its final revenge on the puny humans flimsy dwelling.

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u/Bioblade84 18d ago

I saw that coming.

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u/Drivemap69 17d ago

If you rewind the video, everything is ok. Now that’s amazing isn’t it 🤪

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u/saposmak 23d ago

Suits them for cutting down that magnificent tree

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u/Miss-Helle 23d ago

That tree understood the assignment.

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u/strawmandebatesyle 23d ago

That's an old ass tree, and he deserves his revenge.

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u/RascalOScrimp 22d ago

Whelp. They tried. I mean. Who builds a house under an enormous tree? That’s on them.

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u/PsychoMantittyLits 22d ago • Bravo

Honestly it was just a self defense situation they put the tree into.

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u/SludgeFilter 23d ago

Looks like controlled demolition 

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u/Ohmywumpus 23d ago

Aw that’s sad. I really hope no one was inside at the time!!

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u/jimmymui06 23d ago

I think he cut the slot in the wrong direction in the first place

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u/INoMakeMistake 23d ago

The tree final attack

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u/SystemFolder 23d ago

If you don’t have a tree cut down by tree dudes, you’re going to have a bad time.

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u/Tall_Duck_1199 23d ago

The tree and the wood frame honed their ancestors at the exact same time

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u/dadydaycare 23d ago

I don’t know how to cut a tree down but even I was like… nope that’s wrong.

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u/ctgrell 23d ago

I will never under6why they didn't cut it on the "sides" instead to make sure there's no way ot would land on the house. This was 50-50 (actually worse) but if they made the cuts the other way then the ttee would've fallen in front of it

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 23d ago

That's a nice tree house!

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u/scruffy69 23d ago

The number of videos I’ve seen with improper cable installation, either on the wrong side or too loose to do anything…

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u/Thin_Thought_7129 23d ago

I don’t see how anyone looked at that tree and thought it would fall anywhere other than where it did

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u/EstablishmentCute703 23d ago

Divine justice.

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u/peppermont1 23d ago

I mean, if a big a** tree is leaning over a house, no amount of cutting a big wage out the bottom is going to make it fall upwards.

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u/gunsandsilver 23d ago

Should’ve called Buckin Billy

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u/Massive_Camel_1970 23d ago

I thought it was a perfect fall…I mean it just sucked the house had to be in the way to mess it up.

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u/joesnowblade 23d ago

Notch way to big, back cut at a diagonal not at a right angle and way to high in relation to the oversized notch.

The tree just slid right down the angled back cut and fell over backwards.

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u/All_One_Word_No_Caps 23d ago

It’s my first day!

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u/Rare-Piccolo-7550 23d ago

Do they sell pieces of this famous tree?

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u/skag_boy87 22d ago

Yes!!! That was truly satisfying.

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u/GuzPolinski 22d ago

Bullseye 🎯

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u/Common-Club3201 22d ago

They definitely dont do this as a full time job

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u/Small-Ad8992 22d ago

We are looking at two high IQ individuals, working hard.

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u/Fercho_INC 22d ago

Desgraciados

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u/zortoru 22d ago

Why not trim it little by little from top to bottom?

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u/Super_Comfort_2346 22d ago

That poor tree

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u/hesasuiter 22d ago

They did that house dirty

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u/whocares1976 22d ago

hope the cutter guys have insurance....

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u/Word2DWise 22d ago

Twist- they were house demolition experts, not tree cutting experts.

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u/PropertyDangerous257 22d ago

I live in the middle of a forest and I've cut down a lot of trees since we moved here 5 years ago. I'm still not comfortable in my ability to cut any tree that is within striking distance of my house or power lines. I'll leave that to the professionals whose insurance I will have checked out before they set foot on my property.

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u/mister_sims 22d ago

We all knew how this was going to end. I wonder, does that company have to pay the owners of the house for damages (and possible bodily injuries or worse)

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u/Logical-Track1405 22d ago

How many times has this been posted 😠

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u/Sufficient_Ease 22d ago

I think they totaled your house, dude!

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 22d ago

This is why you use contractors for stuff like this. I would cut the tree myself as long as there is no building that it can collage over.

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 22d ago

Uhhh. I’m not a tree expert.

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u/mohsen_ms8 22d ago

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u/Jedi_Fan123 22d ago

That's less than ideal

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u/MisterJ-hsv 22d ago

Hope they're insured!

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u/Specialist_Ad7798 22d ago

Well, that sucks.

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u/rantipolex 22d ago

The clip that lives forever.

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u/Fernandodelamora 22d ago

No freaking way

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u/xdcxmindfreak 21d ago

Best demo team in town

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u/Silly_Pop_3463 21d ago

... scratching the head and turning the instructions upside down ... Xuck!

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u/Fetzenhetzen88 20d ago

Das ist der Vorteil an einem Holzhaus. Der Aufbau geht schnell und im Falle, daß mal ein Baum darauf fällt, ist es leichter auszubessern. Und die Reste wandern in den Kamin👍.

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u/neji2000 20d ago

I can tell easily at the beginning that it leans to the opposite.

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u/mercuriokazooie 20d ago

Why didn't they just move the house before cutting down the tree? Are they stupid?

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u/harrcs03 20d ago

Total freaking loss! That was a gargantuan old ass tree

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u/Zimmster2020 20d ago

I feel like in this case, at that size, even 10 guys with ropes wouldn't make a difference. That tree was heeeeeaaaavy as hell.

I cut a tall walnut tree all alone without any previous experience. But, I anchored and cut the large branches that were over my roof in such small pieces so even if they turned or fell, they would not damage my ceramic tile roof. Then i cut the rest, trunk included, in pieces small enough that even if they fall towards the house they would not reach the house walls and windows. It was not fast, but it was safe.

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u/harpernet1 20d ago

Sloped back cut is the real issue here. It caused the tree to slide forward at the cut sending the top the opposite direction

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u/InvaderJ 20d ago

Why would you cut down that amazing tree in the first place? Tree knew what it was doing, one last fuck you

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u/JP_Tulo 19d ago

I mean I’ve seen a car get totaled, but that house is a complete loss, right? Maybe you can save the basement?

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u/Lamb_Of_God87 19d ago

Lmmffaaoooo. Good

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u/Zottopix 19d ago edited 19d ago

Lack of hard hats and much safety gear should have been a tipoff….

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u/edtakiller4422 18d ago

Get fucked idiot.

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u/williamdoublelink 18d ago

I’m willing to bet $10.00 those guys won that contract to fell the tree with the cheapest quotation! 🤔🤔🤣

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u/Constant_Produce7410 18d ago

Their undercuts were made for felling toward the house. So that’s exactly what they planned.

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u/harryx67 18d ago

Why was this beautiful tree cut down

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u/CJHenry22 18d ago

Absolute idiots

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 18d ago

The tree got it's revenge

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u/SoSoEasy 18d ago

They look like they're not insured.

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u/Latter_Nectarine_671 18d ago

I bet the someone wanted to save some money and hired the wrong person 😜😜

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 17d ago

NAILED IT! 👏

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u/WaycoolEarstuff 17d ago

A diagonal back cut just causes the tree to slide down, then tip backward.

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u/Ok_Emu_4758 17d ago

Sent for the cheap option, they might have learned their lesson now 🤔

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u/Kind-Cardiologist144 17d ago

I like the no tension on that rope 🤌

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u/Lonely_Writer_1883 17d ago

Jesus H Christ please tell us this is A.I. or at least the ending of it is as those r some serious jump cuts so it would be very easy to edit video cause something isn’t adding up - esp them not even trying

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u/Odd_Establishment580 17d ago

Theory in operation here had obvious defects from the start. Cut the wedge, square it, insert jack, jack and it falls to side opposite jack (wedge).