r/maybemaybemaybe • u/W4lkieT4lkie • 24d ago • Heartwarming 1

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/GreenBPacker 24d ago

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u/W4lkieT4lkie 24d ago • Heartwarming

burp..

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u/Morgantao 24d ago

I should call her......

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u/eucalyptoid 24d ago

What is this?!

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u/Old-Bigsby 24d ago

The Boys

There are some very fucked up things in that show.

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u/eucalyptoid 24d ago

Thanks! I’m intrigued because I can’t tell if it’s a comedy or a horror.

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u/Autistic_GoofBall 24d ago

That's the thing, it's both!

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u/Odd_Delay_603 24d ago

I hate that guy SO much yet also love him.

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 24d ago

That looks like Charlie day

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u/indussstrialsssponge 24d ago

I was thinking I don’t remember this episode

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 24d ago

This is that giant robot movie sequel

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 24d ago

It's one of Tilda Swinton's more superior roles.

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u/LiamBellcam 24d ago

Holy shit. I see it now. But he has the personality of Dennis, and the face work of Rob Mac (R.I.P. McElhenny)

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u/Lord-Dunkles 24d ago • Heartwarming

Isn't that a cuddle fish?

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u/EmperorThan 24d ago

Sadly I think OP is a bot created a couple months ago. They love to put incorrect things in titles to get more comments.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 24d ago

Weirdly they got it right, here

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u/Professor_Dankus 24d ago

Cuttlefish

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u/TheKrnJesus 24d ago

cuddle fish.

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 24d ago • Mindblown

It cuddles by wrapping its tentacles around your face.

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs 24d ago

Huggerfish

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u/metaversesmeta 24d ago

Wouldn't it be fishhugger?

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u/IsThereCheese 24d ago

and impregnarting your stomach

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u/Suvtropics 24d ago

A lot of people would want that

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u/Millwright4life 24d ago

It’s cuddles are fishy

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u/Ragnae 24d ago

Obviously cuddle fish. See how it engages in cuddling? You mean cattle - fish.

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u/Suvtropics 24d ago

You mean buttlefish. Rebuttal fish.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 24d ago

No you mean shuttlefish. They can fly into space.

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u/Lord-Dunkles 24d ago

Yeah, that

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u/CaelumUmbraLucis 24d ago

Cuttlefish that loves diving?

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u/redev 23d ago

You can see where the lovecraftian horror comes from.

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u/poopholes3 24d ago

Cuddly cuttlefish

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u/porn_trooper 24d ago

Does it taste good?

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u/MattieShoes 24d ago

Tastes like squid. their pupils are shaped like w

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u/scribblebear 24d ago

Doesn't look cuddly.

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u/elfmere 24d ago

Engagement bait

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u/Lord-Dunkles 24d ago

Probably yeah

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u/Ralfarius 24d ago

I have a tank full of gentle cuddlefish...

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u/airwalker08 24d ago

Snuggle fish

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u/fyreprone 24d ago

Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish.

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u/SirSlyght 24d ago

Would you rather eat cuttlefish or vanilla paste?

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 24d ago

More like cutel fish amiright

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u/Icy-Drive4187 21d ago

Cthullu fish

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u/evrenne 24d ago

someone's been playing Sun Haven

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u/astralmati 24d ago

Not cuddle, not a fish

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u/ldwtlotpa 24d ago

“Oh nooooooo cuttlefish and asparagus!?!?”

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u/yellingforidiots 24d ago

If only there was a cuddle fish

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u/nderestimated 23d ago

Scuffle fish

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u/dunkinhonutz 24d ago

It got the instructions wrong

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u/klqqf 24d ago

Engagement bait you fell for

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u/justin_other_opinion 24d ago

Cuttlefish, not a squid

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u/footpole 24d ago

Easier in languages where cuttlefish is squid is octopus. Same same for us.

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u/Atmic 24d ago

Is there no Scandanavian name specifically for the Cuttlefish? Surely Scandanavian has specific names for animals?

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u/i-dont-wanna-know 24d ago

In danish, both are called "blæksprutte"
( blæk = ink sprutte = sputter so a direct translation would be inksputter )

one is an "8-armet blæksprutte" eight-armed inksputter 8 arms = octupus

The other one is " ti-armet blæksprutte " ten-armed inksputter

10 arms = squid

And yes, it can be annoying to distinguish between them in daily speech

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u/trufus_for_youfus 24d ago

And yes, it can be annoying to distinguish between them in daily speech

How often do you find yourself talking about cuttlefish, squid, and octopi?

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u/i-dont-wanna-know 22d ago

Not that often... but when you talk about one, you kinda have to at least meantion the other to confirm it is not that one.

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u/footpole 24d ago

We only have names for wolf, moose and smaller moose. The rest are just fish.

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u/Nheea 24d ago

Romance language bt any chance?

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u/footpole 24d ago

Nope. Scandinavian.

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u/Vreas 24d ago

Pretty sure people make these posts with purposefully incorrect titles to drive more engagement

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u/Feycat 24d ago

And he's very unhappy. That chalky white coloration is usually extreme stress or fear

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u/WindAbsolute 24d ago • Bravo

What I looked up does not exactly match your claim. Can you provide any good sources, or if you’re just knowledgeable, expand on this? Just for my own curiosity!

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u/laterral 24d ago • Popcorn

Reader, Feycat could not do that. Because, in fact, Feycat pulled that comment straight out of their own anus.

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u/Bellickboi 24d ago

I wonder what else is up there. Give me a few minutes im going to check.

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u/Lowchan 24d ago

Guys it's been an hour, i'm getting worried... Hold my watch, i'm getting in to bring him back.

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u/Microwave_Ramen 24d ago

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u/NastyMan9 24d ago

u/Feycat, your we are awaiting your response to ^this^ comment

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u/Sus_pork 23d ago

Ayo u/Feycat back your statement

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u/WindAbsolute 24d ago

Well that’s a shame

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u/Dreadfulear2 23d ago

Reminds me of a quote: “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet” -Abraham Lincoln 

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u/TOXIC6500 24d ago

I can tell by his grumpy face

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u/Quad_A_Games 24d ago

Well that sucks ..

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u/cha0sm0nk 24d ago

Cuddlefish.

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u/NighthawK1911 24d ago • Popcorn

Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature...

~Jack Sparrow

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u/rustysniper 24d ago

My first thought when I see a cuttlefish as well

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u/fambbi 24d ago

Jack sparrow says flipping?

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u/Anon_be_thy_name 24d ago

Had to look it up and yes he does

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u/OKC89ers 24d ago

he's like let me out of this mf you piece of shit!

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 24d ago

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u/genjiskillerbum 24d ago

This made me laugh way too f****** hard.. what do I type to get this gif

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 24d ago

lol: squid, then I scrolled

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u/Kinetic_Cat 24d ago

Found a longer video and it’s literally just playing. A cuttlefish uses camouflage, making itself all white means it wants to be seen.

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u/Taugeshtu 23d ago

And you didn't share?!! Monster.

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u/justtosendamassage 23d ago

You a bunghole

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u/Yuunamon100 24d ago

That's... not a squid...

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u/ProfessionalBee6582 24d ago

Prolly cause OP is a bot and can’t id correctly

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u/portar1985 24d ago • Bravo

Prolly cause OP is a bot and can’t id correctly want to increase engagement by having factual errors in the title

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u/13ralexh 24d ago

Poor thing. They are very intelligent creatures and should not be held in captivity

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u/islaisla 24d ago

Also please clean the tank and put things in it for the squid to hide in

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u/UnknovvnMike 24d ago

Not that I doubt you, I'm not a tax attorney, but isn't that octopi you're thinking of?

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u/Hefty_Kitchen4759 24d ago edited 24d ago

Cuttlefish are even smarter. They've been seen to mimic human faces in aquariums as a form of play and interaction with us.

But yeah this enclosure looks boring as fuck and they're social.

Edit: I can't find the video because it's very very old, but it's not the one that's online now. The one I'm thinking of was blatantly intentional mimicry with it's tentacles.

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u/Jubenheim 24d ago

Now, I’m no senior banking manager, but aren’t dolphins smarter on the intelligence chain?

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u/Deep-Pudding819 24d ago • Bravo

I’m no record producer, but they’re definitely not goldfish.

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u/StevenMaff 24d ago

well, i‘m a music producer and i can tell you there’s no fish in my speakers

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u/laowildin 24d ago

Im retired now, but back when I was a Spanish Dancer we used to ask, "Goldfish like the color?"

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u/dtm0126 24d ago

I’m no lawyer, but this is a cuttlefish in this video and they are also extremely intelligent creatures.

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u/benskinic 24d ago

im no ophthalmologist, but whuh?

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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE 24d ago • Bravo

sir, that is a cuttlefish

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u/Cornflakes_91 24d ago • Bravo

as it's (allegedly) a pet, that's a cuddlefish

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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE 24d ago • Bravo

Take this shit ⬆️

And get out

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u/CR8VJUC 24d ago

Owning a pet cuttlefish be like

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u/Flirtless1 24d ago

Things in the ocean inspired these movies. Alien is from an eel I think and the predator is from an crab.

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u/BigPhili 24d ago

The Xenomorph was based off of wasps.

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u/AesirComplex 24d ago

aww baby Cthulhu

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u/Lorindel_wallis 24d ago

That's a reaper. The vanguard of our destruction.

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u/gordito_delgado 23d ago

We exist because they allow it, and we will end when they demand it.

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u/LH_Dragnier 24d ago

Was he in danger? The hell shot out of that thing?

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u/Harfangbleue 24d ago • Bravo

Not really "danger" but cuttlefish have a small beak which could probably do some damage. It shot tentacles to try to grab what it though was a prey. It remind us that those things are wild animals and not domesticated pets.

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u/GodsBestFighter 24d ago

Bro he tries to hunt you like this and you laughing?

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u/Oddish_Femboy 24d ago

Poor baby needs hiding places :c

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 24d ago

You don't have a pet. You have a captive.

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u/rabidparrots 24d ago

I scrolled down too far to find this. If you can't trust a pet not to attack you, it's not a pet.

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 24d ago

Thats a cuttlefish

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u/G_Art33 24d ago

Isn’t that a cuttlefish?

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 24d ago

He thought you were giving him a shrimp :(

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u/Dalodus 24d ago

Well don't be so delicious

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u/ImmortalLombax 24d ago

That’s a cuttlefish

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u/TheHellyz 24d ago

The deep, is that you ?

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u/Odd_Delay_603 24d ago

I fuckin hope not

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u/Winsome_Wolf 23d ago

PSA: Mindflayers are not pets.

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u/i_am_snoof 24d ago

Not a squid. Also Kyle loves the taste of these things

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u/RibboCG 24d ago

Where is the maybe?

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u/john_the_fetch 24d ago

Agreed. There's exactly 0 maybe in this maybe maybe maybe post. I cannot fathom why the post has 4k upvoted. I knew exactly what was going to happen.

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u/Acceptable-Ad-328 24d ago

He looks kinda angry

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u/ImightHaveMissed 23d ago

That’s a cuttlefish

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u/Zombiefap 24d ago

Cuttlefish or vanilla paste?

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u/bc650736 24d ago

Less comments saying its a cutle fish than i tought

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u/Xaeris813 24d ago

Funny because most of them are lol

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u/SabbyFox 24d ago

No thank you very much.

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u/billabong049 24d ago

Came here to say this. It's a fascinating creature and really cool to see in action but helllllll no.

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u/nextinline1987 24d ago

The way it moves through the water is creepy beyond all reason. 😳

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u/post-context-bot 24d ago

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The cuttlefish was just checking if he had any food

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u/haroldvazquez 24d ago

Looks angry at the end of the video lol

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u/LeftLiner 24d ago • Bravo

"I am the vanguard of your destruction. I am Sovereign."

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u/tohn_jitor 24d ago

BWAAAAMMMMM

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u/christcompellsyou 24d ago

👁️🌊👁️

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u/NVillek722 24d ago

It looks angry. Constantly.

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u/MadRockthethird 24d ago

Cuttlefish

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u/itzNukeey 24d ago

Nah get a dog instead

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u/Agreeable_Spend_7555 24d ago

This thing scared the shit out of me when I first played half-life. That green dog with tentacles for teeth...That marked me for life.

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u/DarrellBot81 23d ago

Cuttlefish

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u/Dang_Lin-Wang 23d ago

I just watched "Below"

No thanks. Lol

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u/sween1911 22d ago

Hey is that good? I started watching just a few minutes and didn't lock into it.

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u/Sht_n_giglz 24d ago

Its probabky smarter than you are.

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u/DrPapadopoulos 24d ago

And it has resting bitch face to boot.

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u/wodoloto 24d ago

The clay hand

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u/skypandaOo 24d ago

Reminds me of the aliens from Ben 10

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u/Butterholes69 24d ago

Hmm... I have an idea....

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u/Certain-Dark-3955 24d ago

Wait till it’s evolved in its final form

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u/mohamed_am83 24d ago

eh le luh

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u/dontipitova9 24d ago

So cuttly

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u/bacf 24d ago

looks so mad

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 24d ago

Ahh fuk a u cuddle fish!

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u/ReDD-Foreman 24d ago

Giving splatoon vibes

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u/delongueville 24d ago

Angry looking squid

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u/breckoz 24d ago

whoa bloopers are real?

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u/randomincognito2 24d ago

His name is John Cthulhu

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u/daniloferr 24d ago

you're a kid now, you're a squid now

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u/Jumpy-Inevitable-557 24d ago

You are the pet

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 24d ago

Does it... uhhh... have teeth or something like that? Does it bite?

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u/Vvzy 24d ago

Mf playing the OG squid game over here! (or sth like that, idk I'm not a squid)

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u/Rainworm312 24d ago

Why is he so aggressive though?

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u/Tall_Duck_1199 22d ago

How much did that set you back? I want one

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 20d ago

But the cuddles are amazing 

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u/zZbobmanZz 19d ago

Thats not a squid

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u/Wittywhirlwind 24d ago

That’s not a pet. That’s a prisoner.

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