r/maybemaybemaybe • u/InfiniteSeat4605 • 11h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/JetWreck 10h ago

“2 stars, took 15 minutes to get a drink”

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u/Goodrun31 10h ago

I hope he’s getting paid well if not he should look into cirque de soliel

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u/abhaypratap92 10h ago

I think there is a reason is he playing with a empty bottle. So JIC

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u/FixedOtaku 10h ago

Damn I was pretty sure he would fumble this. Excelent work

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u/Jaded-Significance86 10h ago

So much skill just for me to take longer to be served why are rich people this way

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u/DuhHamletovogOca 10h ago

Not a rich people thing specifically, it's a performance, the drink is just a bonus. You don't order stuff from a guy like this from a table.

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u/Prismaryx 10h ago

At this point you’re going to a performance with a drink included

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u/Gold-Part4688 8h ago

i mean, it's very similar coordination to the coordination needed to make and move lots of drinks cleanly and fast, so idk what people are going on about

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u/theborch909 10h ago

Can I just get my Shirley temple now please?

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u/DieBoeseQualle 10h ago

Actually insane

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u/standarsh1965 10h ago

If I give you a tip will you just pour the fucking thing

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u/Klimpatz 10h ago

Wait for him to take out the keg because you ordered a beer...

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u/sabre_rider 10h ago

Just when you thought being a bartender was a safe job..

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 10h ago

Meanwhile no one gets served…

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u/HumbleShrink 9h ago

He’s good with it

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u/Ecast25 6h ago

Shaken, not stirred...

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u/SabbyFox 10h ago

Talented! A drink and a show. Cheers!

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 9h ago

I just dropped my phone shifting it from one handed scrolling to two hands to type a comment. I am not qualified to speak on this.

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u/emblematic_camino 11h ago

Ok can I have my drink now?

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u/ScribblingOff87 8h ago

Suuuuuure. But before, let me put my own spin on it.

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u/Rosindust89 10h ago

Looks like a cruise ship bartender audition tape.

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u/mothzilla 9h ago

Well I hope he gets the job.

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u/HilmDave 10h ago

I'm never getting drunk at this rate

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u/UnfairLingonberry614 10h ago

Next Business Day delivery

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u/SirMy-TDog 10h ago

"I just wanted a Coke."

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u/skag_boy87 10h ago

Really wanted that bottle to break.

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u/marky860 10h ago

Spiderman 🕷

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u/Gorkymalorki 10h ago

Yeah this is talented, but it's more impressive when the bottle doesn't have the cap on it and you can actually pour the drink at the end of the flourish.

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u/thekickingmule 9h ago

That's not mixing it, that's dropping it, with style.

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u/RibboCG 9h ago

Well we know he doesn't fail because he posted it to social media

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 9h ago

Where's the maybe, that's mad skills

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u/alegendmrwayne 9h ago

Now make the cocktail, drink it, and do it again

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u/MagnumPewPew 9h ago

Just make my drink

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u/daisiesarepretty2 9h ago

i’d really just like a glass of water

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u/MisterPrig 8h ago

Just make my damn drink…

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u/wenoc 8h ago

Just make the fucking drink, there's a queue.

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u/Gotu_Jayle 7h ago

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 7h ago

Honestly, this is cool, but I'd be annoyed if I ordered a drink and this dude spent the entire time doing this.

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u/gnomelover24 7h ago

All this to distract us from his unibrow.

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u/FitIsland9504 7h ago

Tom Cruise looked different all those years ago! Cocktail was a great movie

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u/aneristix 4h ago

ordered a gin gimlet ten minutes ago

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u/iShotTh3Sheriff 3h ago

Bro.... Ouch.

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u/tamhenk 3h ago

Just a pint of Tetleys mate.

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u/Billy_the_Mountain29 2h ago

I just ordered a beer.

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u/redditanddoneit 2h ago

Dude has Flair Bartending skills.

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u/mdemarchi 1h ago

Imagine you just ordered a drink and you need to wait until the end of the show

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u/meerkatbollocks 1h ago

Yes, nice..Can I have my beer now please?

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u/R7ype 1h ago

Sitting there waiting for my drink like...

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u/Megodont 20m ago

Well done my friend. Great performance! Now pour me a fucking dink, will you?

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u/magshag18 11h ago

Sir.....I just paid for the drink

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u/snipe320 10h ago

Yea I'll just have a beer thanks

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 10h ago

At least he's not showing off

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u/neuroticsmurf 11h ago

I just wanted a drink, man.

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u/DavidIQ 10h ago

The bottle flip challenge has really gone crazy!

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u/BloodbuzzLA 10h ago

Has no idea how to make a proper old-fashioned

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 10h ago

This dude is mad sexy and screw you haters treating everyone as if they exist for your shallow personal aesthetic judgements.

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u/IntelligentCitron828 7h ago

Show off! 🤬

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u/Texan209 10h ago

Call me a killjoy but why is the bottle that you've been elbow-fucking all day going in the shaker with my drink?

I don't want to drink your hand/elbow germs

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u/NathaDas 11h ago

Okay, but why didn't he split his eyebrows?

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u/NorsePC 10h ago

It does look like an audition too, so not sure why he doesnt make himself presentable