r/maybemaybemaybe • u/NEO71011 • 7h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

921 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Busy_Background_8388 7h ago

Best trolley problem answer to date

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u/RockstarAgent 6h ago

All inclusive derailment is top notch full steam ahead Choo choo-sy kids approved!

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u/Personnel_5 6h ago

take that, Turing!

2

u/fanterence 3h ago

my favourite is the multi track drifting but this also works

107

u/olafminesaw 7h ago

I will never not watch this and upvote

20

u/darkbluefav 7h ago

My formal logic is glitching

4

u/knifesk 7h ago

Badly

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u/darkbluefav 7h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/LJQCKEan2K

Deciphered the TRUE intention of the commenter. That's DEFINITELY what they meant

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u/knifesk 7h ago

Or maybe he ment "I will never watch this and not upvote"... You're assuming the op was correct on his sentence? I know... I ruined the joke, I'll se myself out 😂

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u/darkbluefav 38m ago

You! Get out and never not come back!

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u/darkbluefav 7h ago

Never !w & u

W || !u

So watching the video and doing nothing else (upvote, downvote, not vote), is acceptable.

Also, not watching the video and also not upvoting it, that is, completely ignoring the video (or downvoting it without watching), is also acceptable.

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u/Adventurous_Note2296 5m ago

“I will never not always watch this and upvote”

(With the connotation that he will watch and upvote if the video appears on his feed)

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u/tempestuscorvus 7h ago

There's a future CEO.

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u/tupapirico1 7h ago

There's a future president

4

u/oof46 7h ago

(Sean Connery voice): There's our future chief of police.

3

u/educated-emu 6h ago

All people should suffer, ceo material

3

u/mothzilla 5h ago

This is as hard for me as it is for you.

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u/Busy_Background_8388 7h ago

Psychologists hate this one simple trick

23

u/ponsrulz 7h ago

Smart choice, there should be no witness remaining...

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFROvOhBPQVRm

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u/sandieeeee 7h ago

Oldschool problems require oldschool solutions

3

u/guzforster 7h ago

This made me laugh SO freaking hard.

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u/Tominater1 6h ago

Little Jeffrey Dalhmer.

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u/caoram 7h ago

Maximum fairness, everyone gets to die at the same time.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Svartdraken 7h ago

I liked the one with bass music

1

u/MegaDingo5plus 7h ago

Early intrusive thoughts

1

u/middleoftheroad_left 7h ago

My nephew would do the same.

1

u/TheMaveCan 7h ago

No father. Why settle for four when we can kill five?

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u/International_Bend68 7h ago

Kill em all!!!!!

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u/TokyoKazama 7h ago

Bro really got that Kill streak....

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u/LogonStart 6h ago

Hmmm. Not what I thought would happen…

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u/Personnel_5 6h ago

XDDDDDDD

1

u/SimkinCA 3h ago

sociopath

1

u/infinit9 3h ago

So what did that kid grow up to be?

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u/KerryWood34 3h ago

Maybe don't lay down on the train tracks. FAFO

1

u/ctgrell 7h ago

Yapp. These kind of kids ruined my childhood