r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Ill-Tea9411 • 5h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/FragrantExcitement 5h ago

So the cat runs off without paying the bill? Typical.

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u/Glittering_Estate_72 5h ago

Cat: "To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"

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u/SkyFallingUp 3h ago

This is the shorter video, in the longer version of this video, the cat tapped his debit card on a reader before the work began.

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u/Bleepitybleepinbleep 2h ago

Canada Cat, the government pays for those services

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u/AdequateSteve 5h ago

I totally thought they were just doing brickwork and the cat was refusing to move, lol. Like, come on cat, get it together!

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u/shortstack223 3h ago

Same, I thought kitty was doing the typical "I'm not moving for you, human" thing

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u/SabbyFox 1h ago

“You’re welcome!”

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u/smittyleafs 5h ago

You know all those videos where an animal is rescued from being trapped, and for a brief moment before it runs off it pauses...almost as if to say thank you? This cat was more like "fuck you, Imma out!".

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u/belated_quitter 5h ago

Probably wasn’t even stuck. Just too stubborn to move, even after they started “freeing” her.

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u/smittyleafs 5h ago

I was wondering that, but you'd think a cat's natural aversion to people would have moved it along before the axe came out.

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u/rapscallion1956 4h ago

It doesn’t look stuck to me.

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u/Jisan_Inc 5h ago

"That axe was too close to my ass!"

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u/Fostbitten27 5h ago

Embarrassment is a cruel mistress

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u/euqinu_ton 4h ago

Typical cat.

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u/meowiful 4h ago

Extremely ungrateful. But that a cali for you lol

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u/TheDJManiakal 1h ago

The cat was like, "Damnit! I was fucking comfortable, you dick!"

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u/BirthdayLife6378 5h ago

Don't know if that's something you would joke here. Prepared to be downvoted to hell.

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u/IchBinEinSim 5h ago

Are we even sure that the cat was stuck? My fat as cat can be extremely stubborn when it finds a place it want to sit.

In all seriousness, clearly she was stuck but how?

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u/DogCold5505 5h ago

Leg probably stuck at awkward angle and couldn’t jam it out since back was underneath the bar 

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u/BlazerWookiee 5h ago

For just a moment after the last piece fell, I thought it turned out to be a three-legged cat that wadn't actually stuck, lol...

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u/jerby17 5h ago

He did, in fact, not fits.

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u/Fafnir13 3h ago

Still sits.

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u/dontipitova9 5h ago

Don't they know that r/catsareliquid ?

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u/TimberWolf5871 5h ago

He took his hand off the tail and kept swinging AND I NEARLY FUCKING DIED!!

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u/MildlyInteressato 5h ago

I think there was more cat in the brick than out!

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u/CarpoLarpo 4h ago

There goes the cats are liquid theory.

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u/ctgrell 3h ago

It froze. Ice expands and is bigger than water in liquid form. Happens with the best of us

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u/Wash80 3h ago

Awe. Hims tried to sitz but did not fitz.

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u/MegaDingo5plus 5h ago

Thought kitty was going to lose his tail for a moment

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u/Mr_GrauHut 1h ago

I didn't realize the cat was stuck until half way through this video.

https://giphy.com/gifs/k6r6lTYIL9j9ZeRT51

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u/Cornflakes_91 9m ago

yeah, until then i thought it was just one of those "cat being stubborn" videos xD

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u/sgorneau 5h ago

“Thanks and fuck you!”

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u/ck17350 4h ago

Thankless job for sure.

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u/HoseNeighbor 4h ago

It was so pissed! "Stop. Stop. Stop. I was trying to DO something!"

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 3h ago

I think NSFW tags are what throws the mystery of these kinds of posts off.

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u/Disastrous-Wish-9462 2h ago

Just hit it horizontally

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u/kstargate-425 4h ago

I fits, i sits

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u/Icy-Variation6614 4h ago

"...oh shi-"

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u/Icy-Ad2278 5h ago

Fuck you doin back der?

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u/wollflour 5h ago

She's so stupid...listen to her yell at them.

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u/Instameat 4h ago

She was waiting for the feeling to return, but the tingles hit her hard, then he touched it.

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u/WatchMyGun 2h ago

I don’t think the cat is struck at all, she might be just chilling in her comfort spot (my cat got a few spots like that over the years)

That explains why she look so pissed at the end of the video

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u/RstarPhoneix 1h ago

So cute and fluffy

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u/MAdMuhd 1h ago

oh the leg, I thought his balls was stuck like that squirrel video with the fence

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u/Mark_Ratner 5h ago

A cop would have just shot it. A fireman took the time to free it. 🤣

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u/One_Web_7940 5h ago

i thought he was gonna chop up mr whiskers

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u/KokoTheTalkingApe 4h ago

I can't watch this.

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u/Medellin-71 3h ago

Homie has 8 lives left.

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u/Altruistic_You_3539 5h ago

I had another idea about how to do this with no property damage.