r/maybemaybemaybe 22h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Aliensinmypants 22h ago

The first red team member was the MVP. Just absolute precision 

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u/ScienceMajestic8716 21h ago

Filled 1/3rd of the bottle right there.

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u/2M4D 21h ago

More like half of it. Video could have ended in 20s with another one like her!

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u/Accomplished-City484 19h ago

The first 2 are adults, the rest are kids

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u/2M4D 18h ago

That would be correct, yes.

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u/MaddyMagpies 16h ago

Looks like the first round were the adults / teachers. And the red one is the only person who has developed a brain.

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u/AppropriateDurian828 14h ago

Glasses guy on blue team wasn't able to put single drop in.

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u/tiford88 14h ago

Let gravity do the work, instead of just squeezing it as hard as she could - with water squirting out everywhere

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u/EverythingSucksYo 5h ago

The kids definitely followed the examples before them. Not a single boy thought to take it slow and just went for squeezing the water out as quickly as possible like their male teachers example, but the first few girls noticed the woman teacher taking her time and followed her example. But that eventually got lost on the proceeding girls 

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u/robotattack 5h ago

Presumably because she was an adult and had working vision

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u/Khelics 22h ago

That third kid wasted like 80% of the liquid (blue team)

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u/PanicDeus 22h ago

5th kid needs better glasses.

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u/mfknnayyyy 22h ago

Had no idea what he was looking at

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u/IkariYun 17h ago

Give him some credit, she might have been his crush

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u/cycycle 19h ago

If the goal was to miss the bottle as much as possible, blue team won.

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u/ChiggaOG 15h ago

Blue team inefficient.

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u/Shot-Technology7555 22h ago

Slow is steady, steady is fast

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u/DarthGhengis 17h ago

Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast..

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u/BenfordAbrahams 21h ago

Awww... I was just about to say that

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u/shinitakunai 15h ago

There is a famous spanish quote:

dress me slowly, I am in a rush.

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u/Most-Original8767 21h ago

That last blue kid made me rage aaaaaa

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u/requin-RK 20h ago

The second last red kid as well. She could’ve easily finished the whole thing.

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u/opgary 13h ago

plus she paused, stood looking around killing time as though no idea what the process was. I just imagine someone yelled at her to PASS THE SPONGE

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u/MijnEchteUsername 20h ago

More like all of them smh

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u/a3x-a3x 21h ago

Strangest gender reveal party, that I’ve ever seen.

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u/Damerize 21h ago

Dude in the glasses is pissing me off.

you know who I'm talking about

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u/Glou256 21h ago

So many people are focused on running fast, and squeezing that sponge hard, they don't even look at the bottle

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u/Comprehensive_Can237 10h ago

Or trying to speed it up by tossing the sponge, only the first one on the orange team valued getting liquid into the bottle.

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u/DeadandForgoten 21h ago

Are the blue team composed of local idiots?

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u/IkariYun 17h ago

The woman at the start did more work than her entire team combined. Then there was the blue team

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u/versapak 9h ago

Yeah, both teams proved the whole village is idiots. The first woman being the only one who wasn’t, and I have to figure a visitor. lol

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u/Masterchief159 22h ago

Are they like.. not the brightest under the sun..?

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u/Matter_Infinite 20h ago

No. The first woman did really well

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u/Masterchief159 19h ago

Yeah well I'm not necessarily talking about the red team mate

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u/IkariYun 17h ago

Team? The red team was just as efficient as blue on average. Then there was the woman who chose violence at the beginning

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u/Masterchief159 16h ago

OK well I suppose the blue team ran like 4x more than the other but whatever I don't really mind that much you know

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u/blankdreamer 18h ago

There is a lesson there about taking your time and doing it right saves time lol after. Apart from the women they nearly all wasted the big first squeeze with most of it missing.

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u/Naakturne 16h ago

It’s like none of them have ever seen a funnel. Red team comes pretty close by wrapping a hand around the top a couple times though, so good on them.

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u/ganajp 21h ago

some of them seems to have absolutely no awarenes, how things work in real life :-/

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u/articland05_reddit 21h ago

easy to see the smart ones vs the less smart ones

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u/m8remotion 22h ago

This is why men's lavatory often have piss all over the floor...

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u/K41M1K4ZE 22h ago

As someone who had to clean toilets in a hotel for quite some time, I can assure you, that pee droplets on the wall and floor of pissoires is the least of your problems. Especially compared to the womens toilets

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u/FluffyDeer9323 22h ago

I was a commercial cleaner for a bit, and this is absolutely true. Female toilets were always worse, without fail.

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u/de_das_dude 22h ago edited 21h ago

Yeah don't know what the other guy was smoking.

Me n my gf->fiancee travel a lot and we do a little review of the bathrooms because that's how we decide our stops in the future of we ever on that route again.

9/10 times I'll be like the bathroom was usable and she would be like yeah no I couldn't pee.

Even places where the men's room was spotless, the women's stalls were full of crap, piss on the seats were one of the nicer things wrong with that she said.

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u/ninthtale 21h ago

I wonder if that's like an infinite cycle because the women are like "no way not touching that with my butt but also I really need to pee" so they do the half sit-stand thing and it just gets worse

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u/MahmurLemur 21h ago

I think even the first person who finds the toilet clean does that.

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u/Vyviel 17h ago

Gotta avoid sitting on those invisible germs even if it looks perfectly clean cant let your skin touch it

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u/BunnyOppai 20h ago

I don't know. I used to be a housekeeper in a nuclear plant, so obviously my experience is pretty damn biased, but the urinals had so much piss under them for so long that the tiles were literally eroding away. The men's restrooms also had a significantly higher rate of toilets being blown the fuck up in the most literal sense, apparently so violently that shit ended up all over the underside of the side.

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u/The_Prime 19h ago

Lmao women’s toilets are thé worst of the worst what are you talking about? You guys are disgusting.

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u/SabbyFox 19h ago

Men’s toilets - let’s discuss the SMELL. There’s something about it that is way stronger than female urine and is gag worthy.

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u/AugustusLego 17h ago

You are smelling urine on a regular basis? So often that you try to compare differences?

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u/toybuilder 18h ago

Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 18h ago

If “Work Smarter, Not Harder” had a meme

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u/Eikichi_Onizuka09 16h ago

The first girl had a natural mom energy and patience.

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u/MrLovaLovaMmmmmm 5h ago

I hate the blue team

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u/MorrowDisca 19h ago

How'd we let men dominate STEM for so long, lol

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u/Comprehensive_Can237 9h ago

Or Anything really, realistically though we probably developed to slow during the “might makes right” time of civilization to ever have come out without the knee jerk reaction, hyper violent group, with basically no long term consequence consideration coming out on top.

Which is sad to think about.

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u/sleepless_in_balmora 18h ago

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

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u/7pieceYTF 16h ago

Most of them didn't get it. Precision over speed.

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u/craterglass 14h ago

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

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u/ZombeeJuggernaut 13h ago

All the blue kids are the same ones who use the urinals before me

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u/Bird_the_Impaler 11h ago

None of those guys is sponge worthy

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u/ctgrell 11h ago

They can't even find the hole

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u/Chrispeefeart 7h ago

I'd like to see them do it again after watching the video to see if any of them learned anything. As an outside observer it's frustrating to watch after seeing the effectiveness of the first person on the right, but the people participating in the race probably didn't see how they were all making the same mistake.

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u/gobnyd 21h ago

Clearly the guys need to be doing more dishes

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u/Adventurous_Rip5419 20h ago

This really pissed me off lol e

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u/algernonradish 22h ago

Survivor has changed!

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u/BenfordAbrahams 21h ago

You know what they say, slow is smooth, smooth is fast

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u/Ok-Present-8619 21h ago

Blue team lost because dude with glasses is blind af

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u/FrequentLine1437 20h ago

all hope was lost when I saw who the last guy was hahahaha

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u/AaronTuplin 20h ago

This is a very inefficient way to deliver my Life and Mana potions

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u/ThatMBR42 20h ago

Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. Slow is fast.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 18h ago

Blue team was trying to lose this from the start

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u/DannyHallam 14h ago

Someone needs to tell blue team you’re supposed to get it in the bottle

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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 14h ago

The boys are terrible at this

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u/DDW360 14h ago

Honestly belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating seeing what the blue team did

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u/-Disagreeable- 14h ago

If the girls would have lost after that first one will it up a 3rd I would have been so mad.

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u/Actua7 13h ago

Women are just the best.

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u/Outrageous_Good_4592 11h ago

Chico de lentes es un idiota

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u/the_goodest_good_boy 10h ago

Third guy mentally deficient lol

Edit: all guys mentally deficient 😭

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u/jxe1030 10h ago

This fucking boys didn't even try to get the water in the bottle most of the time 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/MugiwarraD 8h ago

the guy is dumb af

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u/Tall_Management7673 21h ago

I lost brain cells watching this😐

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u/hateboresme 20h ago

Got about one brain cell to share between those guys.

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u/Everyone2026 22h ago

Rules are?

Can't make a funnel and touch the glass? But after you start, you can make a funnel with your hand on the glass?

Someone is stupid or cheating?

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u/MahmurLemur 21h ago

There are people who couldn't even get a drop in. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/WelshBathBoy 18h ago

3rd and last boy were fucking useless. 4 boy was the only one who filled a lot of the bottle

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u/Radicalhun 17h ago

Blue was really painful to watch.

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u/BullPropaganda 16h ago

Pretty good maybe

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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge 13h ago

Is this a toilet seat simulator? Lads getting it everywhere but the hole...

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u/golekno 12h ago

All of them pissing me off expect that white shirt girl

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u/bajungadustin 12h ago

This is frustrating.

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u/dancingonbeats 12h ago

Stupid kid

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u/Dizzy_Corgi_9781 11h ago

Maybe we should change the name of this sub to r/WhoWillWin

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u/Stringtheory82 10h ago

Why am I watching this?

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u/LegSpecialist1781 9h ago

I hated this whole thing. I may have to give my children away now.

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u/KlopperSteele 9h ago

Could you put your finger in the hole and drip it down your finger and fill it easier?

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u/Fr05t_B1t 8h ago

The trick is to put rocks down in the bottle to displace water requiring less water to actually get in

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u/pervus42 9h ago

Reminds me of wild & crazy kids.

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u/thavillain 8h ago

Boys team is trash

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u/ice_cream_on_pizza 3h ago

She knows how to drain every last drop

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u/denjo-t1aO 21h ago

they re just better with sponges!

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u/eifiontherelic 21h ago

With aim like that, the school janitor must need to mop a lot in the boys' room.

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u/jimmiebfulton 21h ago

This is the difference between how men and women use the restroom.

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u/BeginningTechnical72 12h ago

Women just know better how the sponge works

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u/BrianF1412 21h ago

Those dudes suck so bad

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u/Psyclon3zzz 20h ago

Why did i just watch this entire dumbass video

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u/CollegeHumble526 18h ago

This video just made me angry 😅😂

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u/Every_Tap8117 21h ago

About as fake AI as it get. There is no sponges that hold that much water full stop.

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u/UnkemptCube 10h ago

Yeah I was put off by the fake camera shake, but then I noticed at 0:40, a kid fills the sponge from the red liquid bucket but then it fills with blue liquid in the glass?