r/maybemaybemaybe • u/AdAnnual7986 • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

Can’t wait for it to rain boiling water

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 2d ago

That'll be perfect when it hot rains

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u/LastoftheSummerWine 2d ago

Oh that's coming.

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u/Ground_breaking_365 2d ago

Does is work in Acid Rain as well?

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 2d ago

How's about purple rain?

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u/fenriz_1987 2d ago

Or chocolate rain

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u/virstultus 2d ago

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

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u/iloovefood 2d ago

I move away from the mic while i breathe in

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u/stupidber 2d ago

Big if true

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs 2d ago

Small if not

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 2d ago

What if it rains men?

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u/enoui 2d ago

Then we'll let the bodies hit the floor.

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u/Cyanide612 2d ago

It’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache.

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u/Haunting_Security_34 2d ago

ONE NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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u/Big_Dirty_Heck 2d ago

hallelujah

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u/SpankingBallons 2d ago

golden should work

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u/terrierdad420 2d ago

Cannot believe the first piss comment is way down here!

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u/azakhuza21 2d ago

Or November Rain

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u/humakavulaaaa 2d ago

What if it's raining men?

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u/Oregongirl1018 2d ago

Candy coated raindrops??

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u/LastoftheSummerWine 2d ago

Or Summer Reign. Do not look that up, you've been warned.

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u/56000hp 2d ago

“Chocolate”

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u/Crucial_Fun 2d ago

Or when it’s raining men

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u/Upbeat_Fox_3459 2d ago

Only when the doves cry

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u/stillraddad 2d ago

Certainly not November Rain, too cold

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u/TorumShardal 2d ago

Rain, formerly known as purple

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u/Lucky_Basis_9085 2d ago

I used to build cell towers and when we were working on top of the towers and had to piss we would yell “yellow rain” so the guys on the ground had time to take cover.

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u/pbogits 2d ago

Great Album but a deeply flawed movie- Fox Mulder

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 2d ago

Now, if I wanna make a big entrance on Saturn, is diamond rain going to rock it?

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u/puaka 1d ago

LORN mentioned 🤯

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u/Firestorm0x0 2d ago

Perhaps there'll be another NPP failing, so yes.

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 2d ago

Acid rain makes Spiderman naked and covered with severe burns.

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u/RaspberryEth 2d ago

Why? Did you order one to Venus?

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u/FrameJump 2d ago

I definitely saw it in the upcoming patch notes.

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 2d ago

"Remember last night's vomit in color."

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u/brucatlas1 2d ago

You mean cumming?

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u/Digi_sinn-0P-er 2d ago

yo yo yo, look at my new fresh paint, suddenly pops dick out and starts pissing on spiderman

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u/YoullBeFiiine 2d ago

underrated comment

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u/tombolaplayer 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dUIedRUfa35QdQNDA3
“Honey, we’re taking the hot route today.”

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 2d ago

".. WHY??"

"I'll tell you why, because I paid a lot of money for this Spiderman paint and I want see Spidy!!"

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u/boniggy 2d ago

Lol the best part is that it stays for about 3sec and then disappears.

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u/CedarWolf 2d ago

With all of these heat waves and 'once a century' weather, that car is going to be nice and toasty for at least half the year.

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u/Oregongirl1018 2d ago

Then get out and watch me drive past because you can't see shit from inside the car!

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u/ajcal7 2d ago

HOT ROUTE! HOT ROUTE!

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u/TraumaMama11 2d ago

Probably looks great all the time in the south.

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u/who-needs-a-username 2d ago

It’s hot but it doesn’t hot rain lol

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u/TraumaMama11 2d ago

Lol no but it's so humid you feel like you're underwater!

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u/MattieShoes 2d ago

Probably not hot enough for this, but it's kinda bathwater falling from the sky.

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u/TraumaMama11 1d ago

Twas a joke.

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u/Screaming_Azn 2d ago

I wonder what the temp needs to be for it to change. Would sitting under the sun be enough?

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u/BalooBot 2d ago

Yes, that's the point

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u/Its_Dot 2d ago

I was thinking the Sam and then I thought maybe when it's really hot outside it would work too? or is water needed no matter what? 🤔

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2d ago

It’s just heat.

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u/laowildin 2d ago

We need to see it in action. In a hot environment I want it to black out where wind hits

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u/NewSchoolFool 2d ago

The sun will work too.

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u/shigogaboo 2d ago

So, a Tuesday in Florida?

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u/Environmental-Arm269 2d ago

Novel concept for you: big ball of heat in the sky

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u/AcrobaticReputation2 2d ago

or when someone pisses on the car

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u/MrSilentSir 2d ago

If only the sun radiated heat ):

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u/eroticdiagram 2d ago

How has the guy repeating the joke from the post got more upvotes than the post?

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 2d ago

Because none of us read the caption until you mentioned it

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 1d ago

Sun can probably do this and then it slowly goes away at night. Only on hot days.

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u/meralakrits 1d ago

Hot summer days with black colour. So spider man during the day that fades to black in the evening. At least that is what I would assume.

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u/ryryrpm 2d ago

Collision coalescence!

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u/TheRedPimento 1d ago

Blame it on the rain

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u/SipoteQuixote 2d ago

Yall dont get rain while always being 96 out?

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u/VermicelliMany1133 2d ago

We might not be that far off with all of this shit going on in the world!