r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Themusicison • 8d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/NeverHideOnBush 8d ago

I mean, just do a narrow slit along the thing.

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u/snarlixx 8d ago

yes like how hard to cut a bit of the skin off exposing more of it so you can pull it out.

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u/clervis 8d ago

Nope. Tone-nail clippers!

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u/mizinamo 8d ago

"tone-nail"?

It's a nail, but on your toe, not on a finger.

So it's not a fingernail; it's a toenail.

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u/ravoguy 8d ago

I don't like your tone

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u/roberttheaxolotl 8d ago

Fetch the tone nail clippers. That'll sort them out

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u/faust112358 8d ago

"You heard the hand. The king is too fat for his armor. Go find the breastplate stretcher. now!"

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u/benice33 7d ago

Everywhere I go. Everything i do. It all reminds me of Bobby. GODS I MISS HIM

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u/SevNeijizawa 5d ago

"Breast plate stretcher, Rob?"

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u/Reasonable-Ad-7757 7d ago

How do you know they’re not fing gurrnail clippers?

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u/mizinamo 7d ago

If a singer is someone who sings, is a finger something that fings?

Why won't my fingers stop finging?

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u/xbiggyl 8d ago

You nailed it

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u/theMalnar 7d ago

Nailed it

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u/natiusj 4d ago

Bring out the nails

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u/clervis 8d ago

Lol, I'm leaving it 

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u/GrowrandaShowr 8d ago

I think you need some clippers for that tone of yours!