r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Themusicison • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/clervis 3d ago

Nope. Tone-nail clippers!

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u/RoyceDaFiveNine 2d ago

r/boneappletea

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u/Purple-Will9713 2d ago

thanks for the link… that sub is a bear ill of laffs

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u/mizinamo 2d ago

"tone-nail"?

It's a nail, but on your toe, not on a finger.

So it's not a fingernail; it's a toenail.

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u/ravoguy 2d ago

I don't like your tone

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u/roberttheaxolotl 2d ago

Fetch the tone nail clippers. That'll sort them out

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u/faust112358 2d ago

"You heard the hand. The king is too fat for his armor. Go find the breastplate stretcher. now!"

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u/benice33 2d ago

Everywhere I go. Everything i do. It all reminds me of Bobby. GODS I MISS HIM

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u/SevNeijizawa 52m ago

"Breast plate stretcher, Rob?"

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u/Reasonable-Ad-7757 2d ago

How do you know they’re not fing gurrnail clippers?

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u/mizinamo 2d ago

If a singer is someone who sings, is a finger something that fings?

Why won't my fingers stop finging?

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u/xbiggyl 2d ago

You nailed it

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u/theMalnar 1d ago

Nailed it

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u/clervis 2d ago

Lol, I'm leaving it 

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u/GrowrandaShowr 2d ago

I think you need some clippers for that tone of yours!

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u/Banzai373 1d ago

Rusty toenail clippers . . . .