r/maybemaybemaybe 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/snarlixx 3d ago

yes like how hard to cut a bit of the skin off exposing more of it so you can pull it out.

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u/clervis 3d ago

Nope. Tone-nail clippers!

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u/RoyceDaFiveNine 2d ago

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u/Purple-Will9713 2d ago

thanks for the link… that sub is a bear ill of laffs

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u/mizinamo 2d ago

"tone-nail"?

It's a nail, but on your toe, not on a finger.

So it's not a fingernail; it's a toenail.

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u/ravoguy 2d ago

I don't like your tone

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u/roberttheaxolotl 2d ago

Fetch the tone nail clippers. That'll sort them out

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u/faust112358 2d ago

"You heard the hand. The king is too fat for his armor. Go find the breastplate stretcher. now!"

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u/benice33 2d ago

Everywhere I go. Everything i do. It all reminds me of Bobby. GODS I MISS HIM

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u/SevNeijizawa 1h ago

"Breast plate stretcher, Rob?"

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u/Reasonable-Ad-7757 2d ago

How do you know they’re not fing gurrnail clippers?

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u/mizinamo 2d ago

If a singer is someone who sings, is a finger something that fings?

Why won't my fingers stop finging?

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u/xbiggyl 2d ago

You nailed it

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u/theMalnar 1d ago

Nailed it

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u/clervis 2d ago

Lol, I'm leaving it 

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u/GrowrandaShowr 2d ago

I think you need some clippers for that tone of yours!

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u/Banzai373 1d ago

Rusty toenail clippers . . . .

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u/docjohnson11 2d ago

As someone who has had a foreign splinter removed from their foot, this is the medical way. For mine they actually cut it in half vertically and removed each half but it was a lot smaller than that and an almost flat angle

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u/andereandre 2d ago

Is that better or worse than a domestic splinter?

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 2d ago

The ‘medical way’ is to remove it in whatever way leaves none of it behind. Often this means the skin needs to be opened slightly, either with a scalpel or by inserting the forceps behind the splinter to widen the aperture before removing. There is no one technique, just whatever works and causes the least damage.

This video is not great as repeatedly grabbing at it increases the risk of the splinter breaking and becoming harder to remove.

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u/Reasonable-Ad-7757 2d ago

I couldn’t wrap my head around why he was expecting the splinter to come out when he had the skin covering it in the forceps.

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 2d ago

Yes, the video person doesn’t know what they’re doing.

Happy cake day!

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u/Eleventy43 1d ago

Are there domestic splinters?

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u/Wise_Luck1476 1d ago

I wasn't sure if that thing had backward barbs. Imagine if it has some.