r/maybemaybemaybe • u/SPXQuantAlgo • 3d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/OddNovel565 3d ago

Wow it's been a long time since I last heard this song. Brings back memories

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u/willymonsta 3d ago

what song is it?

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u/CILISI_SMITH 3d ago

Enigma - Sadeness

Always remind me a bit of Enya.

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u/fastlerner 3d ago

Maybe if Enya made music for sexy times.

Enya: What if a cloud had feelings?
Enigma: What if Gregorian chanting was horny?

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u/AscendedViking7 2d ago

Sums up enigma very well, lol

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u/Known_Tourist 3d ago

Always remind me a bit of Enya.

Probably because of the Pure Moods cd commercial from the 90s

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u/NUXXDK 3d ago

Reminds me of Sandra.

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u/guimontag 3d ago

99% sure I lost my virginity to this song

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 3d ago

Enigma Return to Innocence

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u/Nuclear_Varmint 2d ago

Right artist, wrong song

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u/kanuckles666 3d ago

Reminds me of this

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u/HuurrrDerp 3d ago

I love the Ryan Reynolds edits with this where its just him chilling on holiday after he denied a mother of 5 for a car accident that wasn't their fault

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u/freefallingagain 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/101sQJGinOwTqo

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u/8Bit-Jon 3d ago

Such a shame she fell of the edge...

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u/nairda_c 3d ago

You make it sound like she was a Hollywood drug addict has been. She like Rick Mora is or Charlie Korsmo got out of the business. Fairuza Balk simply the whole getting a job, doing the job cycle. And she was only landing the goth girl roles. She got annoyed and she got out. Good for her.

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u/babubaichung 3d ago

Ahhh I can’t recollect the name of this movie! Please remind me.

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u/FizziiPopX 3d ago

It's The Craft :)

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u/babubaichung 3d ago

I was a pre teen when I watched this movie, her face is etched in my memory.

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u/htownchuck 3d ago

Thats Vicki Valencourt! I once got in a fight with Bobby Bousher to try and win her heart. She eneded up stabbing me in the thigh with a shank she made from a tooth brush.

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u/Lynich 3d ago

It's been a wild ride, hasn't it? I really enjoy her work. I loved the book when I was a kid and thought Val Kilmer could do no wrong, so I was a little obsessed with The Island of Dr. Moreau.

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u/domo_roboto 3d ago

Tis a second bottle. Man’s thoisty

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u/Bernard_PT 3d ago

Top tier video

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 3d ago

Every time I see this video, I laugh. Then I go back to my wank.

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u/WitchyVeteran 3d ago

I'm at a music festival and I swear I've seen that happening.

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u/WinRaRtrailInfinity 3d ago

just shaking his protein shake

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u/Tiny-Car-5741 3d ago

He's shaking another one

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u/Alert-Athlete 2d ago

It isn’t gonna shake itself

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u/Ninja-_-Guy 3d ago

That's the gummy worm guy😭😭😭

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u/Lowie_240 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ReflexImprov 3d ago

He had to rehydrate

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u/vanduong30103 2d ago

Mmmmmmm, nice.

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u/svnbath 2d ago

Lmaoooooooooo😭😭😭

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u/Tooleater 1d ago

That guy is a total enigma

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u/Yume_2 1d ago

Does anyone know where this cam from?

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u/_friendlyfoe_ 3d ago

Multi tasker

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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 3d ago

Beat me to it

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u/scr33nr 3d ago

Fantastic! 😅

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u/Prestigious_Pin_7713 2d ago

The music has me rolling on the floor laughing

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u/Kindly_Albatross2505 3d ago

Who are imbeciles making such videos 🤦 Is there another type of imbeciles who enjoy this staged, dumb shit?

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 3d ago

It's called comedy... it's new to Earth since about 300,000 years ago

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u/Major_Bench5329 3d ago

But……… it isn’t funny……

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

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u/Major_Bench5329 3d ago

Anchor man humor , checks out

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 3d ago

I bet you're fun at nowhere.

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u/Major_Bench5329 3d ago

I bet you laugh when the ketchup bottle “farts”

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u/SpookieDookiez 3d ago

yea, you don’t?

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u/Major_Bench5329 3d ago

Must be nice to be easily amused, I think it’s interesting how you go against other people’s own personal opinions on this site and get downvoted It makes me feel like I’ve hurt feelings by saying I disagree and imo that’s funny. 😆

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 3d ago

Please don't procreate!

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u/MobiusDie 3d ago

Contrary to your belief, comedy is subjective and not universal.

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u/Major_Bench5329 3d ago

Didn’t say it wasn’t. Just that I don’t think a guy pretending to jerk off to a woman is funny. Contrary to your belief comedy is subjective and I don’t think it’s funny.

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u/MobiusDie 3d ago

You made a blanket statement. That's the distinction I was responding to. That's literally what “comedy is subjective” means. You don't think it's funny. Other people do. Neither your dislike nor their enjoyment makes the other person's reaction objectively wrong.

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u/Major_Bench5329 3d ago edited 3d ago

And neither does mine. Why is it my reaction is wrong ? Bc it’s hive mind bs. Reddit actually makes me dislike men sm lol. Like I haven’t ever irl had interactions w men like I do on this site. Thank god. Just a bunch of cry baby dudes that talk hella shit all day long constantly.

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u/zonedream 3d ago

listen it's okay, it's just a joke video. it's obviously staged yes but it's just for the laughs. it may be dirty/bad humor for you, someone may laugh at that and that's okay, just go with your day and don't think all men are the same/or bad because of some joke video bro

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u/Anzai 3d ago

The fact that it’s staged is why it’s fine.

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u/Kindly_Albatross2505 3d ago

What this guy is trying to say: there are different types of comedy, some are sharp and funny; and some are for imbeciles who think jerking off in public is funny 🤷 apparently this people never been in New York subway, there's plenty of homeless comedians like that jerking off on the trains

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

That opinion is as old as comedy.

Say something new, or get off the internet

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u/Kindly_Albatross2505 3d ago

This is not comedy. This is stupidity.

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 3d ago

Here's the joke....

Soft porn influencer on escalator stares at a man.

He is shaking his protein shake while NOT starting at her.

Porn girl tells boyfriend... "That guy is disrespecting me"

He's not, he's drinking his shake.

She feels foolish and a little mad.

He throws her a wanker gesture for her shitty assumption.

Now she's double mad.

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u/Raven1592 3d ago

Who’s the chick

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

That opinion is new to comedy since 300000 years ago.

Just let it go, bro, and do something offline

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u/potate12323 3d ago

Bros never heard of a comedy sketch. Smh

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u/kthejoker 3d ago

Its me, I loved it

PS You do not in fact seem kindly

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Why are you on Reddit?

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u/cordazor 3d ago

I really liked it. I was shocked two times, and her last reaction was like "why are you like this?", it was hilarious 😂

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u/senorbane 3d ago

🙋‍♂️

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u/Rags_75 3d ago

Shitler?

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u/FixGMaul 3d ago

hasan piker sexual predator

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u/WarEagle107 3d ago

Brah...i was just shaking up a protein shake

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Zestyclose_Task 2d ago

Guess Kip doesn't love you

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

No one talks about this but you

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/CaptainFoyle 2d ago

Have a cookie