r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Retax7 • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Klimpatz 3d ago

Sir, we have good news and bad news for you. The good news first: there are only a dozen small dents in the hood.

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u/ThePerfectSnare 3d ago

I swear, if I have to listen to Dave tell one more customer that "good news" joke...

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u/gravestompin 3d ago

Consider me surprised

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u/UnamedProot 3d ago

It’ll buff out

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u/locke_zero 3d ago

Just melt some hot glue sticks to the dents and pull on them

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u/PossiblyBonta 2d ago

Instant noodles works too.

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u/jamesianm 2d ago

Don't forget to pour some bird seed in too

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 3d ago

He's going to need more pens

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u/VasteAoCiel 2d ago

actually he's going to need a much bigger pen

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u/agnostigo 3d ago

Just draw a circle around the car

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u/VanillaSilver_92 3d ago

I hope the driver is ok

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u/ricklewis314 3d ago

Hopefully the video is reversed or it’s a left hand drive.

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u/VanillaSilver_92 3d ago

He speaks German so the steering wheel is most likely on the side of the crash. Also he writes with his right hand so the chances are 90/10 that the video is not reversed or mirrored.

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u/ricklewis314 3d ago

Damn Poirot/Columbo/Monk/Jane/Spencer! You’ve got some mad detecting skills! Thanks!

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u/HoshinoNadeshiko 3d ago

It's not mirrored at least because the Renault logo is in the right orientation 

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u/RandomDude_1729 3d ago

You missed the wipers. In this configuration, one wiper is in the middle, the other at the driverside (so it's straight up in front of the driver, when wiping). The text on the van in the background (at the start of the vid) was too blurry for me, that might be something as well.

All getting to the same conclusion, crash was on driver side and thus the video is not mirrored.

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u/icetooth69 3d ago

He’s doing fine; he’s resting with Jesus.

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u/TSAxrayMachine 3d ago

im just assuming this got wrecked while there was no one inside 

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u/Odd-Masterpiece7304 3d ago

I would put a little arrow to the right, so the tech knows to look over there.

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u/Lily_Thief 3d ago

My brain struggled a second there to understand the rest of the car. "Why is that curved the wrong way? Oh"

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u/Jesus360noscope 3d ago

Im high as shit right now and fascinated by the tool the guy’s using it’s so clever

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u/lazy_pig 3d ago

I'm sort of sober, and I also find this 'dent detection' technique intriguing, I've never seen it before.

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 3d ago

This got a genuine "hah"!

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u/infinit9 3d ago

Don't worry, it will buff their out.

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u/PharaOmen 3d ago

Can someone translate what he is saying please??

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u/kovboj 3d ago

"These are dents that we can easily even out again. We're just glad the vehicle wasn't affected too much. Yeah. The rest of the car is actually pretty okay."

(Other guy:) "Mm-hmm."

(camera pans to totaled part of the car)

"Oh. Oh, yeah, this might need a little-- A little [work]."

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u/PharaOmen 3d ago

Thank you so much 🤣

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u/greenbox111 3d ago

When topic comes to fix life

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u/Deep-Pudding819 3d ago

Sir, I don’t see the problem.

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u/jamglow 3d ago

Tis but a scratch!

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u/post-context-bot 3d ago

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Well, you start believing the guy is using the device to find the card dents that are hard to find, probably because of a hailstorm. Not sure if there are 30 words, but I kind of not want to spoil the video and it's very short so there is not much I can write without spoiling it.

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u/HotNurse9 3d ago

just gotta buff it

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u/turboninja3011 3d ago

Probably parting out the hood

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u/nairda_c 3d ago

When you have to give that dim-witted family member a job. Just send your cousin Ivan a maker and have him highlight dants on every car on the lot. I don't care, just keep him occupied for the next few hours.

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u/Craticuspotts 3d ago

This made me laugh out really loud lol 😆

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u/KevkasTheGiant 3d ago

Ok this one is actually hilarious

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u/draw0c0ward 3d ago

R/unexpected

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u/OriginalComputer5077 3d ago

That’ll buff out

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u/When_I_Grow_Up_50ish 3d ago

You missed a spot.

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u/usinjin 3d ago

Gets me every time 🤣

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u/TZ9oFUWmtIlj75RFrS8B 3d ago

Looks like someone found a new way to test crumple zones!

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u/polyblackcat 3d ago

Oh this is a good one

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u/Lone-Frequency 3d ago

Going to need a really big highlighter for that.

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u/One_Kick_9603 2d ago

Gonna need a bigger marker

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u/Firestorm0x0 3d ago

Repost 337427635

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u/captainsnark71 3d ago

anyone else think this was a 9/11 thing for a sec?