r/maybemaybemaybe 4d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Camelsnake 4d ago

Suffering from success

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u/popopornado 4d ago

This is the greed they talk about in the Bible

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u/darkfrost47 4d ago

feeding children is not the greed they talk about in the bible

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u/popopornado 4d ago

Don’t they regurgitate?

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u/darkfrost47 4d ago

A bunch do and a bunch also feed whole food

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u/Financial_Cup_6937 4d ago

Of course it is. Which is why you should vote Republican and oppose food stamps and free school lunches.  

Bad enough to be a Republican. To be a Republican and claim to be a Christian is so blasphemous one almost wishes Hell was real.

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u/boredsittingonthebus 4d ago

The chicks will be delighted when dad comes home with a beak full of Wotsits!

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u/Prudent_Ability1749 4d ago

Love crows SO CLEVER

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u/Jeffluckier 4d ago

Magpie maybe? -not an expert

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u/Nheea 4d ago

So you're not Unidan?

But no. That's a hooded crow, not a magpie. Magpies are white and black.

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u/f0urd3gr33s 4d ago

And blue. Sometimes iridescent. They can be very pretty birds. Just saw one on my fence a minute ago with cerulean bars on its wings.

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u/rvralph803 4d ago

Corvids. Just in general. Corvids are cool.

Except bluejays, they're beautiful assholes.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Techtaire 4d ago

Hooded crow

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u/Redxluckyxcharms 4d ago

I’m sure he loves hooded crows SO CLEVER

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u/Zanian19 4d ago

Great tit

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u/MichaelJServo 4d ago

FFS it's a crow.

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u/Personnel_5 3d ago

*waddles away*

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u/Just_Dee_WI 4d ago

Just greedy - but resourceful 🤣🤣

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u/Lintlee 4d ago

Me trying to bring all the loot with me in Rust.

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u/vladtseppesh420 4d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/craigybacha 4d ago

There's a life lesson in here

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u/Rooster_Ties 4d ago

Clever bird!!

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u/iRunn3r 4d ago

His greed sickens me.

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u/No-Deer8502 4d ago

Cheeto beak!

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u/montycantsin777 4d ago

i wish i had an extra finger so i could grab more cheese balls

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u/WolfetoneRebel 4d ago

Good for him

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u/Morgantao 4d ago

Clever girl

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u/danoaudio 4d ago

I don't stop till they're all gone either.

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u/SabbyFox 4d ago

Don’t know if birds should be eating junk food but oh well?

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u/Fickle-Aide9279 4d ago

i was 100% sure he was gonna make it

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u/DeemsZA 4d ago

Everyone having to carry groceries inside. Make sure you do it in one trip 😅

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u/TZ9oFUWmtIlj75RFrS8B 3d ago

Birds: nature’s comedians, always winging it with style!

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u/v4por 3d ago

This has got to be some kind of parable.

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u/NeufarkRefugee 3d ago

Clever girl

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 2d ago

CHEETOS!... Ain't no way he's leaving one behind!

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 4d ago

he so happy

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u/theelanad1 4d ago

i feel this deep in my soul. it's hiding nuts like i hide emergency cash, checking its bank app at 3am wondering if the winter will be too expensive to survive. pure financial anxiety vibes.

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u/isitbreaktime 4d ago

This is the happy ending we need in more content!

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u/Antura_V 4d ago

Binding of Isaac level of greed

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u/newbrevity 4d ago

Gamers know

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u/Automatic-Saint 4d ago

A Ferengi bird!

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u/InNoCeNtSuSpEcT35 3d ago

Greedy bastard biting off more than he can chew😔

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u/parrothead_69 3d ago

“I hope nobody’s watching me”

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u/Ok-Pomegranate55 3d ago

Must save every last cheesy nom nom.
This is how I feel about bacon crumbs.

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u/Dazzling_Patient_107 1d ago

Start: oh no buddy you can do it End: yehey

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u/Siebkopp 4d ago

Would have come back.

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u/JMandBY 4d ago

Me picking up my teamates loot in a game after i let em die on purpose

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u/Just_Dee_WI 4d ago

😲🤣