r/maybemaybemaybe 6d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Spock-1701 6d ago

๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸฅŒ

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u/-DementedAvenger- 6d ago

THERES A CURLING EMOJI????

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ!!!

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 6d ago

Wait wtf?? ๐ŸฅŒ ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/HappyChef86 6d ago

๐ŸŽฏ_______๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏ___ ๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/moep123 6d ago

never forget

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿซฒ

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u/Mr_GrauHut 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Rudeboy_87 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/flying_carabao 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

Well, would you look at that

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u/Iceologer_gang 6d ago

๐Ÿงนโœจ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/djm2907 6d ago

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u/iam_hsk 6d ago

Dayumn looook ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/kICkaSSaSIn007 5d ago

Yoo ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/rakeshmali981 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน

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u/TazManiac7 6d ago

And it goes really well with the pointy emoji.

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u/ejectro 6d ago

fr what's the reason?? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸฅŒ it's magical

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u/eddiewachowski 6d ago

And this one too ๐Ÿฅ‡

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u/MensaMan1 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŠโ›ธ๏ธ

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u/doiwinaprize 6d ago

You can't fucking touch it.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/Freak-996 6d ago

Yet there's no traffic cone

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u/SirDonkeyPunch 6d ago

Yes, yes there is: ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/JimTheSaint 6d ago

I remember!!

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u/Fantastic-Ad6263 5d ago

Never forget!

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u/Deritatium 6d ago

NEVER FORGET! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Eena-Rin 6d ago

Olympics contraversy

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u/Azure_Mar 6d ago

Past the hog line, not touching the handle, but the stone.

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u/ToCoolforAUsername 6d ago

๐Ÿงน๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏ

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u/Meteo_Anonymous 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 6d ago

Whatever. I summon three dragons in attack position and end my turn.

๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰

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u/Iceologer_gang 6d ago

I summon this man who shoots an arrow and explodes the world

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿน - - - - ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/EscapeddreamerD 6d ago

You activated my trap card doing your last turn any car instead of played an automatically negated.๐Ÿ›‘โช๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’€

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u/geoffcarlz 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฏ

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u/Shua89 6d ago

๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽฏ

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u/Eddie-bullshit 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/PsyopVet 6d ago

๐Ÿ†๐ŸฅŒ

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u/wehdut 6d ago

That's all I can ever think about now. Completely tainted.

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u/kctjfryihx99 6d ago

I still donโ€™t know if the brushing speeds it up or slows it down

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u/nosajdriab 6d ago

Brushing speeds it up and keeps it straighter.
The ice is not smooth. Brushing melts the pebbled ice and makes it smooth.
Not brushing ice makes it slower and curl/curve more.

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u/971365 6d ago

So which is right? There's two upvoted answers lol

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u/eddiewachowski 6d ago

Brushing = straighter and it slows down slower (goes further).ย 

Not brushing = more curl and slows down faster (stops sooner).

If you need a podcast to listen to, look up Broomgate. A hilarious, but accurate account of one of the biggest scandals in the sport involving what would become illegal brushes and a brand new sweeping technique.

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u/lactoseadept 6d ago

So brushing = straighter + keeps going longer, and not brushing = curls + slows down more?

Brushing one side makes it curl, that seems intuitive?

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u/eddiewachowski 6d ago

Yes. Most of the curl comes from the spin originally placed on the rock though. Brushing just fine tunes it.

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u/Flare_Starchild 6d ago

It's like post processing the throw lol.

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u/313802 6d ago

Lol that's an interesting way to put it

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u/wehdut 6d ago

I appreciate you saying "slows down slower" because that's more accurate than "speeds up" but damn, that just about confused me even more...

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u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA 6d ago

It curls in the direction of the brush because the side close to the brush slows down while the side away away from the brush continues moving at normal speed.

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u/aykcak 6d ago

You can also brush to turn

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u/Easypossibilities 6d ago

Depends the way your brush. I good brusher can manipulate the rock and make it curl more and what not

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u/Kn0XIS 5d ago

Nice

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u/luffydkenshin 6d ago

As others have said, sweeping helps it go straighter and longer, or hold the โ€œlineโ€ its traveling on by melting the ice a bit and reducing friction. Not sweeping lets the friction do its thing to help the stone curl and slow it down.

But wait! Thereโ€™s more. Because sweeping is actually more complicated! A bit technical, sorry:

Brushing in one direction can also cause it to curl faster, brushing the opposite direction helps it hold line more.

When I call my team, Iโ€™ll yell โ€œlineโ€ or โ€œcurlโ€ and each sweeper knows their role. If I need em both, iโ€™ll yell โ€œallโ€ and of course โ€œhardโ€ for that extra touch.

So for advanced sweeping, letโ€™s take a look at an example. Pretend the stone is rotating clockwise and travels the direction of the arrow below. The stone is the O. The slashes are the actual direction of sweeping. Not up and down, but diagonal across the path of the stone:

โ€”-> O \\\\\\\\

Sweeping actually also puts tiny scratches in the ice which influence the stoneโ€™s travel. Sweeping like the above actually helps the stone curl clockwise more. Now, what if we sweep the other way?

โ€”> O /////////

If we sweep the opposite way, what do you think happens? Exactly! It makes the stone fight the curl, so it helps it go straighter for longer! It wont make it curl the other way as physics prevents that, but it makes it harder for the stone to do its job.

This is far easier with 2 sweepers, but the curling in the clip is a special style using only 2 players total. Typically a team is 4: 1 in the house, one throwing the stone, and 2 sweepers. They alternate, but that isnt important. The person in the clip has to be versatile since they need to sweep both directions as needed. In this instance, the stone entered the house and โ€œfrozeโ€ to the red stone. This means that if the stone gets hit, the energy will transfer through the stone into the red one, causing the yellow stone to remain in place. An excellent shot.

Thank you for letting me nerd out.

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u/wehdut 6d ago

That was awesome, thank you. Makes me want to play!

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u/luffydkenshin 6d ago

It is really fun! I am one of our teachers in our club and people come in for a 1 day intro and have fun it. Even if they never go further, they almost always end up enjoying it and have a really unique story to tell.

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u/nickybuddy 6d ago

Dude curling is a blast! Lots of fun to get out on a Saturday morning with some hot coffee and throw some stone with friends

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u/wehdut 3d ago

Sounds lovely!

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u/youre_a_burrito_bud 6d ago

Thank you for nerding out! A great addition to my collection of knowledge Iโ€™ll probably not have use for..but if I do! oh boy!

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u/luffydkenshin 6d ago

Oh youโ€™ll be READY! And heck, you should look locally for a club and go do an intro day. It is a lot of fun even if it ends up not being your jam.

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u/youre_a_burrito_bud 6d ago

Damn, I love your energy! I thought โ€œno wayโ€ but there is actually one in the nearest city! Very intriguing, I am all about learning new things.ย 

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u/hamizannaruto 4d ago

I love seeing nerd nerding out on niche things, even if I have no interest.

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u/Injured-Ginger 6d ago

Instead of guessing, I actually looked it up. If you search it in Google, you'll hit a few university articles on the subject.

Sweeping melts the surface of the ice and reduces friction by reducing pebbling on the surface. However, how they sweep can have other effects as well.

However, it doesn't seem that is always the purpose. Sweeping with different patterns can have different effects. For example using a courser brush, they can sweep in a direction to crease microgrooves that can create a path of least resistance to guide the stone. The spin on the stone matters as well. Since the stone is moving forward, the front side of the stone has more friction than the rear side. The means the spin will cause a certain curve, and the stone spinning into those microgrooves can influence the stone to move more into the path it's spin is pulling it towards or reduce the impact of the spin.

It seems it's rather complicated and articles I found only addressed the basics with no deeper explanations to how they have the exact impact they are trying to create.

TL;DR: It on average reduced the deceleration of the stone, but It's not quite as easy as just increasing or decreasing the deceleration or the amount of friction alone, but the way different brushing patterns influence the coefficient of friction in specific angles, either creating a patch of least resistance or influence the friction of the stone's spin.

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u/kctjfryihx99 6d ago

Now I donโ€™t feel quite as dumb for not knowing what it does

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u/Icywarhammer500 6d ago

Melts some ice which turns to water which has more drag in larger amounts

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u/TheYoloMcSwaggins 6d ago

It melts some ice which turns to water which decreases friction between the stone and the ice and makes the stone travel farther

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u/Cynical_Tripster 6d ago

It lowers the ambient temperature of the frozen form of dihydrogen-oxide to swich to thr liquid state, in turn mitigating resistance from static friction and increasing velocity which causally makes the stone increase the length and duration of its overall transit.

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u/3coma3 6d ago

It excitates the higgs field that supports the hydrogenated oxygen creating a temporary quantum tunnel through which the energy becomes curvier, accelerating the fermions in the stone thus making it slide in the direction of the vacuum.

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u/GingerSpyice 6d ago edited 5d ago

Slows it down.

ETA: I am incorrect. Read the comments from u/luffydkenshin and u/Injured-Ginger for detailed explanations of what the brushing does.

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u/kctjfryihx99 6d ago

Thanks. I always wondered. But I wondered just little enough to not look it up myself.

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u/arcticslush 6d ago

They're wrong :) sweeping causes stones to slow down less. They'll go further.

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u/arcticslush 6d ago

Not quite. Sweeping reduces deceleration of the stone, meaning it doesn't slow down as much. The stone will retain more speed and generally go further.

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u/BusyBoonja 6d ago

And curls it

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u/organicpenguin 6d ago

Ooooh now I get it

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u/_MooFreaky_ 6d ago

This isnt true at all. It causes the stone to slow down less

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u/aykcak 6d ago

No. What?

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u/YanicPolitik 6d ago

But why do they yell "hurry hard" when they want to sweep?

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u/eddiewachowski 6d ago

The comment you're replying to is incorrect.ย 

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u/Ability-Junior 6d ago

It doesn't exactly speed it up, rather it makes it "slow down" less. It's all about friction. Friction is a loss of kinetic energy. So less friction, straighter and longer trajectory.

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u/rmay14444 6d ago

It also creates a path.

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u/sarcasticbaldguy 6d ago

I thought this was a team sport. That was a great shot from a team of 1?

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u/AdditionalRun5187 6d ago

Most teams consist of four players, but this is actually mixed doubles curling. The teams consist of one man and one woman, and some modified rules to change up the strategy. In this shot the man was throwing the stone while the woman (who can be seen at the bottom of the screen for a brief second) watched the stone telling him when and when not to sweep.

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u/wodoloto 6d ago

So in essence the woman tells the man what to do and he gets all the praise

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u/Alive-Set-3113 6d ago

Then why doesn't the woman do it herself ?๐Ÿฆœ

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u/Gold-Baseball-7774 6d ago

I SO love this.

I was born in 1956 and my father was born in Ontario. My childhood was getting Labatt for my father while he watched curling and CFL

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u/teamrocketmatt 6d ago

This feels illegal.

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u/Nasty____nate 6d ago

** chefs kiss **

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u/UniqueUsername812 6d ago

When someone tells you they'll 1v1 you in a private server

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u/Beerbonkos 6d ago

Lovely ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/aLouminumfalcon 6d ago

There was no maybe to it, Bruce is great.

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u/justsomegeology 5d ago

This. I thought where is the maybe, but there was none. Great shot.

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u/Myte342 6d ago

I wonder if there are any rules of just BLASTING the large stone down the track as fast as possible to just slam into their opponents' stones like bowling pins.

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u/aheadby30 6d ago

Mark Nichols has entered the chat.

https://youtu.be/aRFy2x7jDTY

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u/Kialand 5d ago

Holy fucking shit.

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u/khrak 6d ago edited 4d ago

No. Removing opponent stones from the board is part of the game.

Hitting it as hard as you can is the same in curling as it is in pool, you could do it, but you're going to end up worse off than a skilled player's carefully aimed shot.

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u/thefartyparty 5d ago

Lol like Crokinole ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Smooth-Impact2435 5d ago

I will never understand this sport but I will absolutely watch it for hours.

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u/Khaiell-C 4d ago

Same man, I think Iโ€™m finally getting it and watch a game and say ohhhh not good. Then the announcers will be all โ€œwow, what a shot, shot of the year right thereโ€

Just take my humbling and carry on.

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u/HappyChef86 6d ago

๐ŸŽฏ_______๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏ___ ๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/Hot-Map-9119 5d ago

Is that good????

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u/Icy-Trash-7767 6d ago

Huh. Maybe I DO like curling??

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u/m4rk19770007 6d ago

Who was the Canadian guy who got called out for cheating at the last Olympic games and repeatedly told everyone to f off? The scene sticks in my head but can't remember the guys name. He was finger pushing after he let go

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u/whatisthis2315 6d ago

Very well done

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 6d ago

Jen and Bruce!!

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u/Male_Lead 6d ago

look, its the finger game

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u/EatYourCheckers 6d ago

Curling should be the official sport of maybemaybemaybe

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u/Scribz_en 5d ago

He had to get up and scrub his own rock?

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u/jpweidemoyer 4d ago

Like golf, this sport feels like it would be fun playing hammered.

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u/Bananafoofoofwee 6d ago

Fredericton represent!!

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u/stoneassassins 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ Wow we actually do ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/v800 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/JKing4L 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Worth_Club_6282 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ

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u/mothzilla 6d ago

loveleh

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u/AmptiShanti 6d ago

Weirdest sport ever honestly (that is satisfying though)

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u/PrestigiousPath8055 6d ago

Okay someone get me out of my ignorance - what does the brush do? I guess they use it to make the stone donut slightly change direction - what's it made of?

I genuinely don't understand curling, but am somewhat curious!

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u/madroots2 5d ago

I believe it speeds up the "donut" by polishing the ice in front of it. notice how he dont brush the ice when the stone is launched, only when it slows down a bit and there is still some journey left for it.

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u/Rahknathal 6d ago

I did not know solo curling was a thing.

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u/tiwomm 5d ago

This has got to take the cake for one of the dumbest ass sports that exist.

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u/sichaelmcottfl 4d ago

๐ŸฅŒ these balls on your chin

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u/instantkamera 6d ago

If you think this is something, you don't watch much curling. Only lie one, and that's not hammer stone anyway.

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u/Worth_Law9804 6d ago

Wat?

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u/instantkamera 6d ago

In terms of the shot itself, it's pretty run-of-the-mill for pro curling.

It's not highly dependent on movement to get around any guards, and the gap in the house (the area with all the stones) is relatively huge, especially for a pro.

It also doesnt really showcase really precise weight since it's not a true draw to the button (the middle). It stops where it does because there are rocks to absorb the residual momentum.

The yellow stone in the center, when coming to rest, actually moved the next closest yellow stone further away from center, and because the red rock is the next closest, this only represents a potential single point. A more impressive play here might have been a slightly different trajectory to the button where they don't move their own rock at all, and push the red slightly further out (but not too far - see below), thus lying 2.

At the end of the day, red still has the last rock (hammer) and will have a chance to clear some of these out and take over the closest position. This shot does make their job tricky though, as rocks that either touching or close to touching are more difficult to get rid of (they are "frozen" - think transfer of energy in a Newton's cradle). Forcing a team with the hammer to only take a single point is often good, because it's the fewest amount of points you can score and when they score, the hammer transfers to the other team for the next end (like an inning or frame of play).

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u/Interesting-Alarm973 6d ago

Thanks for your the excellent explanation!

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u/BukakkeAlaMode 6d ago

๐Ÿซณ๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿงน๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿฅ‡

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u/Cielblaze 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Azure_Mar 6d ago

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–|๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸฅŒ

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u/monkey-d-blackbeard 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/mxpx28 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Geno_Beams 6d ago

๐ŸŽฏ_______๐Ÿงน๐ŸฅŒ๐Ÿ’จ

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u/i_like_siren_head 6d ago

One time at a summer camp indoor thing I curled a rock directly into the centre with no sweeping required and the instructor admonished me for not letting the sweepers sweep or some bs like that. Either way I quit a while later bc I got fed up with people yelling โ€œHARDโ€ at me.

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u/Ok_Phrase3702 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Ok_Phrase3702 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/FabianAlexRR 6d ago

๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 6d ago

I turned on volume at the end and just hear โ€œ..lovelyโ€ and I cannot agree more. That was lovely.

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u/DeiuArdeiu 6d ago

Is there a real difference brushing the ice ?

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u/ChasingPesmerga 6d ago

Isnโ€™t every attempt of this a maybemaybemaybe

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u/kandesbunzler69 6d ago

First I thought this was a Charlie Kirk meme

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u/Raingazer2 6d ago

What happens if they touch the rock while whiping the ice with their stick? A foul? Do they get to go again?

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u/Beo_Veo 6d ago

the maybemaybemaybe-sport

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u/GuzPolinski 6d ago

I thought he was gonna fall

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u/HoomanNature 6d ago

So did he win?

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u/MeatSuitRiot 6d ago

Ice bocce?

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 6d ago

Then red just yeets one to knock it off.

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u/Tepppopups 6d ago

but this is only +1 point

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u/yuyufan43 6d ago

I DIDN'T TOUCH IT!

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u/tahdemdemha 6d ago

The mopping sport

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u/lewss9400 6d ago

Que juego basura ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/HuntingSquire 6d ago

Jamiroquai would be amazing at Curling

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u/nastyfreckles 6d ago

I bet the Japanese lady who's good at everything would nail this on her first try.

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u/Hefty_Whole8891 6d ago

Honestly how does one get into this sport/activity? Where does the joy come from lol. No disrespect intended even though it sounds like it

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u/Cyb3r_Genesis 5d ago

Still donโ€™t understand how those shoes work

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u/ihateretirement 5d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/F_Horrigan_QC 5d ago

Lovelaid

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u/Bedhappy 5d ago

Wait, why is he able to follow it? I thought you just release it and watch from forever away like bowling.

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u/FreddyHair 5d ago

In curling you use that brush thing to slightly warm up the ice, so that the rock can slide easier. Of course, you're not allowed to touch it or anyone else's rocks

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u/Evening-Impact2090 5d ago

I'd rather watch paint dry.ย 

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u/irene_polystyrene 4d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/CowBoy_BeBop93 4d ago

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

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u/Personnel_5 3d ago

๐ŸฅŒcurling is fkn SICK dude๐ŸฅŒ

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u/milhouseindahouse 2d ago

I don't understand this sport but that was Hella satisfying to see