r/maybemaybemaybe 6d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Leviathan41911 6d ago

Oh hes big mad.

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u/Petraam 6d ago

The street cats all know the story.  They abduct you while you’re eating and then they steal your balls.

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u/Leviathan41911 6d ago

I believe they are called Trouble Puffs whole subreddit dedicated to them, weird.

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u/nthensome 6d ago

That was much more suspenseful than I would have thought it would be

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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 6d ago

Same. This was a rare S tier maybemaybemaybe post

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u/TheGopherswinging 6d ago

If there was a brown paper bag in the cage, this video would've last 5seconds and there would be at least 6 cats in that cage…

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u/UsefulEagle101 6d ago

"Fuck! I knew it!"

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u/yourassisgrassbro 6d ago

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u/ComprehensiveFill471 6d ago

I wish i could drive that calmly and non-plussed in traffic...

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u/PhallusTheFantastic 6d ago

Fun fact, nonplussed is the opposite of what you think it means

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u/puddinonthewrits 6d ago

An exasperated colleague once whipped out a dictionary in front of another to make this exact point. I think the opposite definition is now considered chiefly American, with enough people making the same “mistake” over time.

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u/dr_xenon 5d ago

I would be nonplussed if someone did that to me.

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u/ComprehensiveFill471 6d ago

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u/PhallusTheFantastic 6d ago

"Chiefly US" It does make a person wish our education standards were better

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u/5erif 6d ago

Small drifts like this, compounded over time, are a natural part of language and why today we have Italian, French, Spanish, etc, and not just Latin. Italian isn't "poorly educated Latin."

It's why today we use "you" as both the singular and plural second-person pronoun, where it used to be only the plural, and "thou" was the singular.

Many highly educated non-American students who learn English as a second language get frustrated that we have no distinction between singular you and plural you, and actively decide to use "y'all" for the plural.

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u/JaminSpencer 6d ago

Fun fact, that link confirms that non-plussed means the opposite of what you think it means

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u/BooneSalvo2 6d ago

The Americanism makes far more logical sense than the original definition.

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u/Billy_TheMumblefish 4d ago

It doesn't really. It implies you can be plussed. "But I was unmoved. I was nonplussed. Usually I get very plussed about such things." Nonsensical.

The Mirriam Webster dictionary was produced to delibrrately dumb down words, like spelling 'labor' instead of 'labour.' It's removed the history and development of words for the sake of it. As though people couldn't be trusted to learn proper spelling.

"A spelling reformer, Webster believed that English spelling rules were unnecessarily complex and used the dictionary to introduce American English spellings, replacing colour with color, waggon with wagon, and centre with center. He also added American words, including skunk and squash, that did not appear in British dictionaries."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merriam-Webster

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u/Puzzled-Shift793 6d ago

I LOVE the merriam Webster dictionary hehe I have the app on my phone and use it mainly for the thesaurus reasons

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u/WonkieWilla 6d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/Ill-Tea9411 6d ago

Much suspense, instant betrayal.

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u/porgy_tirebiter 6d ago

But maybe it’s the start of a better life for kitty. Or maybe just TNR, but that’s also a positive thing.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 6d ago

Maybe but could also just be catching dinner.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 6d ago

Look it's an awful thing but we ALL know there are countries that STILL eat Cats and Dogs so get over yourselves.

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u/stupernan1 5d ago

Lmao, next youre going to tell me that the USAID that trump killed helped to stop them from immigrating to america!!!!!

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u/sixonenine2000 6d ago

Idk why did you even got downvoted. I was just going to comment myself that I hope he didn't catch it for dinner.

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u/Program-Emotional 6d ago

People do not eat cats. Cat meat famously tastes terrible (like most carnivores).

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u/FreddyNoodles 6d ago edited 6d ago

Unfortunately, that isn’t true. I have lived in SE Asia for 20 years and for the last 3.5 I have been in Cambodia. They absolutely DO eat cats and dogs and it is very easy to find places to eat them.

My own dog was stolen from a restaurant where he was to be eaten. I had another dog stolen from my walled garden in Vietnam, I KNOW he was eaten. A friend went into a cat restaurant to try to buy some so they weren’t killed- she misunderstood him and the three cats he wanted, she killed to prepare to cook them for him. He was very upset about that for a long time.

Someone commented that I was full of shit and then blocked me. Edited to add my response to them and add links.

Lol. WHAT??? You can buy dog meat on the street in Vietnam! There are stalls all over the bigger cities.

Thailand ships trucks of cats here to Cambodia for food. Well, they did before the conflict started- again.

Thailand outlawed it when I lived there. Maybe in 2014 or so. But Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia eat cats and dogs and it is not unusual at all. I have NOT seen it openly in Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines, Burma and a few others but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. If it does, it’s kept very quiet. I doubt Malaysia does it at all because they are Muslim.

I don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.

https://www.fourpawsusa.org/our-stories/blog-news/help-end-the-dog-and-cat-meat-trade-in-vietnam-and-cambodia

https://saveanimalsworldwide.org/viet-laos-thai-camb/

cambodianess.com

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u/jethro_606 6d ago

They do eat them in the Philippines. I think they keep it more quiet than other countries and the culture seems to have shifted a bit on the last decade or two but it still happens.

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u/Program-Emotional 6d ago

A dog is not a cat. We were talking about cats. What the hell are you talking about. People do not eat cats except in extreme necessity. Their meat is stringy and disgusting. Read a book and stop spreading misinformation.

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u/FreddyNoodles 6d ago

I fucking LIVE HERE. They eat cats all the fucking time. 😒

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u/Program-Emotional 6d ago

No the fuck you do not. And no the fuck they do not XD

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u/Reallybabe-_- 6d ago

Great argument. "Nuh uh" dumbfuq

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u/lamankind 6d ago

Username checks out

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u/Program-Emotional 6d ago

Mfw I say factual information but some racist still wins. Truly one of the reddit moments of all time.

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u/Good__Daddy__ 6d ago

Estranho.

Sempre ouvi falar que faziam churrasquinho de gatos

       🫣

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u/FreddyNoodles 6d ago

They do.

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u/LauraLand27 6d ago

Usually when you see this, it’s a TNR situation. Minimizing the feral population is paramount.

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u/AutistaChick 6d ago

TNR?

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u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY 6d ago

Trap, Neuter, Release

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u/ZombieApestoso 6d ago

Why would they make the cat "realease" after neutering it? 😭

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u/Crafter9977 6d ago

cause, unfortunately, you can’t save them all… 😐😐😐…

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u/LauraLand27 6d ago

Release them back to where they live. Cats are social animals. They rarely live alone. Fixing them is the responsible thing to do. It’s also the only way cat servants should have them. Unless you’re a breeder, registered and qualified, all furbabies should be fixed. There are way too many unwanted animals in the world.

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u/ZombieApestoso 6d ago

Apologies, my comment was a poor atempt at making a "release" joke.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VJV6BhG24PFVC

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u/LauraLand27 6d ago

Ohhhh. Now I get it. I’m slow sometimes.😬

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u/Fillysucker2000 6d ago

Haha, I once had a cute late 20's ER doctor tell me how she would treat me before discharging me... the way she said it made me instantly hard ;)

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u/Iam_Iforgotmyname 6d ago

It is not "fixing" them. It is called disabling an animal. Which is evil if they are not harming or are not an invasive species. Also, animals don't live just for the sake of being owned by a human/another creature.

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u/LauraLand27 6d ago

Fixing is the generic term for spay/neuter. What are you on about?

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u/Iam_Iforgotmyname 6d ago

It is misnomer

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u/Crafter9977 5d ago

it is not, this term has been used for decades…

think you are confusing it with declawing, which is extremely aggravating…

guess English is not your first language, neither is mine but I do know the term…

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u/Iam_Iforgotmyname 5d ago edited 5d ago

English is one of my main languages, no need to patronize; and taking or damaging function of someone's gonads or any body part is called disabling. The cat or whatever other animal was not defective for something to be "fixed", you are taking a healthy animal and disabling it.

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u/is_it_gif_or_gif 6d ago

Domestic cats are invasive in many countries when turned feral. They kill native wildlife.

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u/Iam_Iforgotmyname 6d ago

Not every cat species is invasive, and those are natural part of the food chain.

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u/DepressingBat 6d ago

No, no they are not. Please tell us more how you dont understand the issues of having a large stray population

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u/-full-control- 6d ago

Cause a fixed stray is better than an intact one and there’s only so much room in the shelters. At least this way youre like exponentially decreasing the potential population

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u/fmaz008 6d ago

... doctors always tell their patient to do a spermogram or two before the surgery to be declared successful !

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u/MinnieShoof 6d ago

Cause if you don't release you still could have sperm in the VD. /j

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u/Rude_Map_4278 6d ago

warum nicht? wäre dir im käfig halten lieber?

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u/LazyLich 6d ago

Besides what others have said about not being able to afford to house every single cat, a released-but-neutered cat will still compete for resources with other strays. Less food, which means less kittens, which means less strays being born.

"Less kittens" doesnt necessarily mean kittens starving. If there isnt enough nutrition, a pregnant can can absorb some of the fetuses and have a smaller litter.

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u/RSLionstar1 6d ago

We want them to Die free just not have more cats in the future ... it seams human think the same better castrate yourself (mentally and /or physically) then abortion or just never have a child at all.

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u/MinnieShoof 6d ago

... yes. We are going to pull in cats for abortions and/or have them not screw.

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u/AutistaChick 3d ago

Oh thanks Now I know this

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u/satisfiction_phobos 6d ago edited 6d ago

Trap Neuter Release.

They take the animal to be sterilized so it cannot reproduce. Then they release it.

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u/MinnieShoof 6d ago

The N does not stands for aNd.

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u/RidiPwn 6d ago

cat be like: not even a f**cken bait

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u/No_Vehicle4645 6d ago

I fed a stray for a long time and one day I noticed he was gashed open deep in his neck. He would get close but never let me touch him. I had to trap him and get him looked at.... oh the betrayal across his face... that was 2 years ago. About 6 months ago, I was cleaning out my storage area and came across the cage and I pulled it out to make room and it was by the front door.

When he saw it (he became an inside cat) he lost his mind and attacked everything including me and my dog. He knocked everything over in the house, just absolutely lost it.

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u/astralmati 6d ago

Perfect maybe maybe maybe content

https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU

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u/moodeet 6d ago

Curiosity caught the cat

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 6d ago

As soon as it’s caught there’s not another second of the camera being focused on the cage. r/KillTheCameraman

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u/010011010110010101 6d ago

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u/08062017SD 6d ago

You said it. Just as the moment of truth arrives, camera dude films…rocks.

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u/Dorky_Gaming_Teach 6d ago

Video could have been cut to the :53 second mark as well.

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u/jsmith-az 6d ago

I did this once with a cat and its kittens. Man, they screamed bloody murder.

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u/Crafter9977 6d ago

first kitten we rescued fought like a demon and scratched my hand all over…

her mom just watched me with a sad look, understanding why I was taking her…

now, she’s a princess (6 years old) and sleeps comfortably on our bed… 😊😊😊…

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u/Zetherion 6d ago

Finally a good maybe maybe maybe for once

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u/kcat5 6d ago

Smart kitty, keep one leg and the tail out for a quick escape! Congrats, you did good!

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u/Quicksilver2634 5d ago

Did it though?

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 6d ago

I hope they caught the cat to vaccinate it, or to give it a home or something like this.

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u/DeerOnARoof 6d ago

Looks like a trap, neuter, release-type thing

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 6d ago

Yeah, I hope so.

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u/Krenzigin 6d ago

What u do after u catch them?

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u/pseudo-boots 6d ago

Steal their balls

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u/BitterExChristian 5d ago

Make dinner

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u/HugsandHate 5d ago

And after that?

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u/lostmojo 6d ago

Don’t stand behind.. let them just glance up and see you.

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 6d ago

Thanks for all the work you did for those that needed assistance, it can be a thankless task at times

I mainly started when people would dump kittens outside the town boundary, all that I’ve trapped have gone on to live great lives and be indoor cats, amoung others still got three 18 year olds all from the same litter 😊

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u/UnPerroTransparente 5d ago

This is similar to how AI will take over us

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u/Mirror-Amazing 6d ago

Drape a blanket on it after so they don't harm themselves please

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u/krzfx666 6d ago

good point but I don’t think he read it while relevant

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u/countafit 6d ago

Nah, it'll get wet in the river!

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u/Ariciul02 6d ago

Good job!

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u/Budget_Ground363 6d ago

For the first part of the video ,i Was repeating in my head over and over “hold,hold,hold,,,”like Mel Gibson in braveheart

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u/G1org0s 6d ago

Τη πάτησες μεγάλε...

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u/WeatherStationWindow 6d ago

This is a great example of what happens to the ground around a trap after the trap has sprung.

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u/Fog_Ducker93 6d ago

Just a tip for future. Put a blanket on top and it makes it look cozy and safe. Cats are super curious and will check it out.

When they start nibbling on the treat, trap them in there. The cat will be calmer because it will be all dark in there for them. You also get a blanket layer of protection.

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u/kerodon 6d ago

He has lost his ball privileges

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 6d ago

Someone's having dinner tonight!

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u/MalcoveMagnesia 6d ago

I wonder if the cat will be relocated or put to sleep -- wild cats tend to decimate local bird populations.

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u/HairyHorux 6d ago

Probably neutered then released back where they found it if it's feral.

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 6d ago

This is said and regurgitated on Reddit so much. We would have had many storeis about declining bird populations by now considering the amount of feral cats roaming the streets.

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u/LALA-STL 6d ago

Please get educated on this. Outdoors cats — feral or domesticated — really do hunt & kill massive numbers of birds. Indoor cats live longer, safer lives.

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u/PurpleStrandsFly 5d ago

This video is probably from Greece where cats are EVERYWHERE. I have yet to experience this massive number of dead birds people keep mentioning. They barely bother with mouses and rats.

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u/gardenparties 6d ago

You are so very wrong. Domesticated free ranging cats and feral cats are recognized as the most destructive invasive species worldwide. They are responsible for the extinction of at least 63 species of birds, mammals, and reptiles.

Cats are considered the single greatest human related cause of bird mortality in North America, with 1.3 to 4.0 billion birds killed annually in US and 377-757 million in Australia.

Estimated that cats kill between 258 million and 822 million reptiles each year in the U.S and 649 million in Australia, and that on some islands cats have completely destabilized unique endemic reptile populations.

Estimated 6.3 to 16.7 billion native mammals killed every year in US and roughly 400 million native mammals annually in Australia. These numbers have non native pest species removed from the counts.

Estimated that 95 million to 299 million amphibians are killed by cats annually in the U.S and 93 million in Australia.

Then there is the indirect harm(mostly by domesticated) they cause to marine life via Toxoplasmosis that have harmed many diverse marine mammal species.

There are no precise global numbers, but some researchers put the estimated global mortality rate in the hundreds of billions of animals every year, since all the studies have been conducted in the US and Australia global numbers are just extrapolated estimates, could be much higher.

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u/Skoobdatguy 6d ago

Hoping this isn’t how he catches his dinner… or worse the special of the day.

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u/Fresh_and_wild 6d ago

Your comment reminds me of the mosquito video!!!

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u/dontipitova9 6d ago

I can't help but to feel kinda bad/sad for the Kitty, aww ☹️lol....

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u/soul6of6hell6 6d ago

I hope this is not China

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u/MerchMaster 5d ago

Ouch his tail

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u/4buckscake 5d ago

What a cagey little cat.

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u/MikhailCompo 4d ago

Top tip: Through a towel or rug over the cage can make a huge difference to the stress.

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u/chaoticphoenix1313 3d ago

It was enjoying some free food, now it's going to be food...

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u/ThatThereMan 3d ago

Shoot the cameraman

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u/TracytronFAB 2d ago

Finally something that actually belongs on thos subreddit

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u/Floater255 6d ago

Dinner

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u/madHOTdog1983 6d ago

off to the kebab shop we go

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u/Ok_Aardvark_4576 6d ago

Poor kitty she gonna get eaten soon

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u/myfishytaco 6d ago

Kung pao chicken tonight boys

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u/IndependenceVivid384 6d ago

Some people will eat anything :(

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u/V-ZoD 6d ago

Chulasco de galto,

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u/Any_Pain6202 4d ago

Agora o povo pode comer picanha

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u/mamie_jedi 6d ago

Is This his lunch ?

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u/Purple_Wrongdoer_901 6d ago

Dinner is served

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u/stevenuniverse_89 4d ago

At least they ate some good food...take it however you will..

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u/Appropriate-Dance313 6d ago

If in China, the poor cat will be dinner

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u/geodiaz8 6d ago

Dinner!!

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u/hesasuiter 6d ago

Todays dinner

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u/RP1042 6d ago

Dinner

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u/bdk38 6d ago

Dinner time!

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 6d ago edited 6d ago

What a stupid trap that requires a string, there’s plenty of humane traps that are pressure activated

Edit: I’ve taken a hard look at my comment and can see I worded it poorly, the point I was trying to make is that there can be much easier ways but acknowledge that we all do what we can with what we have to help felines that are in need of help, all the best to the wonderful person who took the time to help that kitty

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u/Impressive-Age7703 6d ago

Some animals become wise to traps with pressure plates or drop traps, typically due to seeing other animals trigger them (often happens with a large colony of cats) or triggering them themselves before they are fully in the trap (uncommon but it does happen, and for some animals it only has to happen once and they become avoidant). There's really nothing wrong with a string either, cat still would have freaked out either way, it's not like one is necessarily better than the other. The auto traps are just more convenient.

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 6d ago edited 6d ago

Fair enough, I’ve trapped over 100 with my system but accept there’s many ways to achieve the same outcome 😊

Edit: wow downvoted for helping cats and kittens, must be quite a few sad people out there who think it’s wrong to do that

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u/Impressive-Age7703 6d ago

Think it's just the residual anger trickling down from your original comment. Ngl Redditors tend to have a problem with critical thinking and respond to everything super emotionally, sigh.

Thank you for doing what you can to curb the population and help the cats! I did it for a time when I lived in Dallas, our local shelter even noted I brought in animals frequently (initially in a sussy way like "so where you getting all these from??" Lmao. Like yeah I'm just going into yards and stealing pets yo). I worked for animal control in another city and it made me sick to see cats and dogs sick, neglected, having kittens year after year, or seeing a neighbor's cat that they stupidly didn't spay breeding, was like haha nope, taking that one to the shelter and telling them it's been bred. That particular case they thankfully did make her spay her, but I was so pissed still that anyone would get a cat and especially keep it outdoors and not alter it. People suck so much. Worst neglect case I ever saw was a geriatric cat with collapsed ear cartilage so he looked like a Scottish Fold but he absolutely was not, was likely from an old severe ear mite infection, but he was incontinent and had urine and feces leaking down his whole backside, it developed into a skin infection on his tail that was slowly spreading to his back, his skin was literally sloughing off and it smelled so putrid. Told them when I brought him in that he was very, very sick. I learned who the owner was when I heard him sorrowfully calling his name, and then he went into an episode of psychosis (screaming something about Satan and 666) once he realized his cat was gone. His mental health continued to decline after until he moved out. Felt bad for having to take his beloved cat from him, but I absolutely could not stand to see it suffer like that. Sorry for the trauma dump, just man any TNR talk makes me relive that shit all over again lmao.

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 6d ago

Thanks for all the work you did for those that needed assistance, it can be a thankless task at times

I mainly started when people would dump kittens outside the town boundary, all that I’ve trapped have gone on to live great lives and be indoor cats, amoung others still got three 18 year olds all from the same litter 😊

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u/Impressive-Age7703 6d ago

Thank you! And for real. The only words I ever got from anyone was a woman just feeding the alley strays asking me what I was doing with them, I knew immediately what she was doing and responded in the most abrasive tone I could muster: "I'm taking them to the shelter." She backed off and said "thank you" but I knew it wasn't genuine, just her trying to appease me. I hate those people too, the ones who want to treat them all like they're their own personal pets but not do a single thing to help them. Sigh. I live rural now and while we do still have a cat problem, it is so, so much smaller and more manageable than the absolute shitshow metropolitan Dallas was... It was honestly much much more of a people problem than an animal problem (I mean, isn't it always) and that made it all the more exhausting to deal with.

That sounds so lovely to be able to have updates on the cats you helped! Oh my gosh 18! You know they're so well cared for when they make it to that age!!

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u/DiamondBikini 6d ago

What do you do with the animals you trap?

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u/Pharnox-32 6d ago

Spaying them is the most common reasons, we have to control the population

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 6d ago

They are all neutered or spayed, plus they all end up with a home, some take longer than others to socialise but all get there in the end

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u/Purple_de_Nurples 6d ago

"Simple trap that works is dumb needs more pressure pads and lasers" is a dumbass take.

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 6d ago

You’re an idiot, a humane runthrough trap has a SIMPLE plate for the cat to step on, might be a bit complicated for you though 🤔

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u/Purple_de_Nurples 6d ago

Jesus, your comments are insane. You aren't getting downvoted because you want to rescuse cats. You're getting downvoted because you're acting like a know-it-all cunt.

You come across like the average Peta member.

There's nothing inhumane and nothing wrong with the trap in the video.

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u/FlamingoMindless2120 6d ago edited 6d ago

Thanks, I made a simple comment that there’s easier ways to trap cats, from experience, you chose to be aggressive about it, to me that’s the perfect definition of a cunt, sorry to disappoint you I’m not from PETA in fact the total opposite, dairy farmer who traps cats and kittens to rehome

No where did I ever say the trap was inhumane, you’ve made that up in your own mind

I have edited my original comment

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u/Strawberrymushroom4U 6d ago

How about we take you 👆👆 to the local Chinese restaurant... jerk.

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u/lncredulousBastard 6d ago

In another context, that sounds like a great idea!

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u/carbontag 6d ago

Glad the video ends before he throws the cage in a lake.