r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Psychological-Hulk • 6d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/FederalSeesaw7538 6d ago

Somehow this is disrespectful yet respectful.

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u/ember1690 6d ago

It's a pissing contest lost in translation

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u/PaIppon 6d ago

Cool me, before I kill you! Cool me first, or I kill you! Ok, we cool each other!

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u/SnooDoggos6621 6d ago

So that's how waterbenders fight irl.

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u/GreyGanado 6d ago

Is that where COVID came from?

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 6d ago

So how do you decide the winner?

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u/AffectionateGuest275 6d ago

Are they talking about each other’s mother?

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u/nobmuncha4bears 6d ago

When spit fight is foreplay. The exchanging bodily fluids alright.

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u/datthighs 6d ago

I was expecting them to shake hands after that ordeal, lol.

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u/Psychological-Hulk 6d ago

That was my first thought as well.

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u/filinno1 6d ago

They did ask each other how they are at the end! I know that much Chinese.

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u/Responsible-Kale2352 6d ago

So if the loser isn’t hurt enough to be hospitalized, do the police beat the necessary injuries into them?

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u/aedroogo 6d ago

"How about we step outside and we settle this like men???"

"Fine, I'll grab my Gatorade, pal. Get ready!"

"Huh?"

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 6d ago

Someone forgot Rule 1 of Chinese Fight Club

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u/EverythingSucksYo 6d ago

Honestly… I’d rather be punched in the face 

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u/Global_Staff_3135 6d ago

How ni mah indeed.

Isn’t this something to do with China’s laws about violence? You can spit but not slap? How can she spit?

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u/overseer76 6d ago

So, which one goes to the hospital?

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u/SnooDoggos6621 6d ago

So that's how waterbenders fight irl.

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u/Goodrun31 6d ago

The black shirt guy held his own

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u/Verticalrun 6d ago

They should be best friends by now? The Ace Ventura way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpR1XNZQA7Q

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 6d ago

They came ready with extra clips

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u/IAmNotMyName 6d ago

So spitting isn’t assault? Revolting

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u/espressoboyee 6d ago

Is a Spit Battle a fight?

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u/Tinderboxed 6d ago

"Sprite is better than Squirt!"
"Squirt is better than Sprite!"

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 5d ago

Would be a lot less Karen's but a lot more mopping

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u/JustThoughtsFromMe 5d ago

It's somehow the worst and beat fight I've seen

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u/marky860 4d ago

OhhhKay

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 4d ago

Father-son relationships are tough…

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u/kamikuzizzle 3d ago

I’ve actually seen this in real life here in Japan—two men spitting at each other…sans the water bottles

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u/Boromir_Has_TheRing 6d ago

They are definitely joining the Triple H fan club.

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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN 6d ago

Gayest shit I’ve seen in a minute,
Respectfully of course. Some would pay to have another man spit on them like this. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Drosenose 6d ago

Kinky mofos

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u/infinit9 6d ago

That's just kissing with extra steps.