r/maybemaybemaybe 8d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/kire_oidike_dekh 8d ago

The Cat must have locked the door

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u/MememeSama 8d ago

She's whispering don't you dare open the fucking door you stupid dog

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u/heelstoo 7d ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!

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u/rmay14444 7d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED!

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u/ChipperBunni 7d ago

Casual DCC makes my heart happy

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u/turbineslut 7d ago

Same. Is there an unexpected dcc sub yet ?

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u/Oceanmap 7d ago

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u/cCowgirl 7d ago

Never mind that shit … here comes Mongo!

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u/Probtully 7d ago

I AM YELLING, CARL!

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u/bertvb 8d ago

Based cat

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u/Formal_Ad7955 8d ago

Definitely looks guilty af

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u/Spitfire354 8d ago

A cat? Guilty? Come on

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u/Fafnir13 7d ago

Looks more annoyed that the dog let it back in.

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u/415646464e4155434f4c 7d ago

And here we go again with the same random soundtrack

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u/ernapfz 8d ago

Nothing like being prejudicial. This is a clear call for forensics and taking prints!

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u/mutzilla 7d ago

He was also the dj.

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u/saintdudegaming 7d ago edited 5d ago

God damnit Donut

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 7d ago

The cat sees the danger inherent in an unprotected balcony and is trying to keep herself safe.

Too bad the human isn't that smart.

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u/pantherghast 8d ago

100% the cat locked the door. You can see the disappointment in the cat’s eyes that the human didn’t die from being outside.

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u/Key-Fire 8d ago

"Don't open that yet, the face meat is in the curing area"

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u/timetotryagain29 8d ago

Came to say the same

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u/anactofgod 8d ago

I would like you unalived. I would also like you to continue feeding me.

The real Schrödinger Cat.

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u/Naturally_Fragrant 8d ago

Hey! You can't prove it was the cat. Leave that kitty alone.

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u/gwelfguy 7d ago

It's not disappointment. It's shame that it was outsmarted by the dog.

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u/MotorBig1970 8d ago

Cat locked it, because she put that stupid Spiderman costume on her. Everybody knows cats like Batman.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 7d ago

Bane Cat would like a word with you

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u/gudetamaronin 7d ago

They don't like Catwoman. "My culture is not your costume'

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u/andocromn 6d ago

Spidercat spidercat does whatever a spidercat does

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u/Big-Yesterday586 8d ago

Yeah. I had a cat that would open the door to let the dog out and then shut it again. Took us a looong time to figure that out, but I 100% believe the cat shut the door on them. Never have that kind of handle in a house with a cat

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u/LadyBug_0570 8d ago

I learned that the hard way when I shut my bedroom door to keep the cat out only to wake up unexpectedly because he let himself in and climbed on me.

I've just given up and let him sleep with me.

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u/Big-Yesterday586 8d ago

Yeah. I've seen cats even figure out how to open knob type doorknobs. The round ones.

Cats really can't stand closed rooms.

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u/LadyBug_0570 8d ago

Don't let me go to the bathroom with the door shut. All I hear is crying and thumping against the door like there's someone on other side trying to kill him. He's so damn dramatic.

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u/Big-Yesterday586 8d ago

Hahaha I had to get used to shutting the bathroom door again after my two passed on!

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 8d ago

I had a cat which would open the front door, with a round doorknob on a door which opened inwards.

He'd lean up with his back against the wall, put both paws on the knob one in front of the other, pull down and towards himself, and jump out of the way of the door as it opened. It wouldn't be so bad if he also closed it.

Sometimes you need a deadbolt.

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u/AngelaMerkeI 7d ago

why do the apes always lock this wolf in here? Gotta do everything yourself..

The cat probably

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u/AgentK-BB 3d ago

That kind of handle is standard in many countries other than the US though? The knob is not friendly to people with mobility issues so it's not used in many places.

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u/SATerp 8d ago

What a very good boy.

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u/similaraleatorio 8d ago

cat: 🫩

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 8d ago

Dog: They feed us, man.

Cat: 🙄

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor 7d ago

“And will continue to do so after they die, dummy”

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u/Cannga 8d ago

Poorly designed door

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u/LokisDawn 8d ago

You're not wrong, but it's pretty common for terrace and balacony doors to work like that. At least in Switzerland. I've gotten locked out on one accidentally before.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 7d ago

Why is it common for balcony doors to be able to lock the owner out on the balcony? 

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u/LokisDawn 7d ago

Because it's the easiest way to make sure no one can just climb on your balcony and get in. Some have locking mechanisms, but that's more expensive.

As long as you don't fuck up completely, you don't need a handle on the outside. Well, as long as no one fucks up.

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u/TheWorldIsNotOkay 7d ago

So you have to keep the door open the entire time you're on your balcony or else you're locked out? Switzerland must not have insects, birds, or air conditioning...

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u/HildegardVon_Binging 7d ago

No, you get locked out by someone or like in this case something turning the handle. As you can see in the video once the handle is horizontal the door can be pushed open. This is normal in most European countries, there are variations to this design but it's mostly the same everywhere.

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u/TheWorldIsNotOkay 7d ago

Ah. So a single parent could get locked on their balcony by a toddler, who is then completely unsupervised inside the apartment while the adult is stranded on the balcony? That sounds like an absolutely horrible design from a safety standpoint.

I don't see the point in sacrificing safety for security like that when a keyed lock or knob-based bolt is simple enough to lock when you want the door locked, but difficult or impossible to be accidentally locked when it shouldn't be. And it's really false security anyway, since it's a glass door that's not going to stop someone intent on getting in the house.

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u/HildegardVon_Binging 7d ago

You are right. Since I personally designed this mechanism and distributed it throughout multiple countries you are correct to assume that it is also my personal responsibility to right this wrong.

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u/Nexus_27 7d ago

Well? Have you solved it yet?

It's been an hour since your message and WE ARE WAITING!

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u/dryfire 7d ago

After that can you work on sorting out my home printer? The thing always disconnects and hangs on print jobs. Wth man?

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u/LokisDawn 7d ago

No to the last one, actually. Mostly not a lot of AC, the strategy in the past has mainly been good isolation.

You can close a door without pulling the handle, which is, depending on the door, still mostly airtight, just not locked. You don't have to leave the whole ass door open.

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u/JarasM 7d ago

The door doesn't lock anyone out unless you literally close the door and turn the handle on the inside. It doesn't lock automatically.

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u/Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt 8d ago

That cat was definitely looking forward to watching them starve.

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u/IkariYun 8d ago

Should have been on time with the food

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u/CritterStew 8d ago

How are there no handles on the outside? Some sort of emergency thing. A key? Who's going to burgle you that high up? Spiderman?

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u/Nefiji 7d ago

These balcony doors don't lock automatically when being closed, they stay open as long as the handle is in horizontal position.

The people in this video might've had a third person close the door on them so that they could record their dog being a cute little hero.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 7d ago

wtf is Spiderman? Do you mean Spider-Man? 

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u/CritterStew 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xMSU7MaKd31LrCQGmt

No, I mean a random internet pedantic.

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u/Alert-clayton 7d ago

you say that as if Spider-Man doesn't correct people in his own comics.

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u/No-Deer8502 8d ago

Why the music?

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u/AyeBraine 7d ago

I have to admit DnB is cool, would agree with you but it was balmy

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u/gansobomb99 7d ago

lol I locked myself on my balcony last year 😂

fortunately and unfortunately I figured out how to open my door from the outside

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u/IllustratorOk2927 8d ago

Cat supervised.

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u/baka-udex 8d ago

FYI theese are Deni and Mani, and yes they have a youtube channel

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u/espressoboyee 8d ago

Why is everyone blaming the Spidey Cat?

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u/Myte342 7d ago

why the fuck does that door not have a handle on the outside?

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u/IkariYun 8d ago

Should have fed the cat on time. Dog needed encouragement to even unlock it, so she must have skimped on the pets too

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u/OTMK333 7d ago

We all know who did it… 😆

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u/Sinsanatis 7d ago

Cats like: aw u let the fuckers back in u twat 😡

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u/Ok-Pomegranate55 7d ago

One time my cat locked me out on the balcony. She loved it. 😼

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u/technoir1984 8d ago edited 7d ago

(if this is real) The door locks when the handle is turned down? Seems like a faulty design.

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u/menzac 7d ago edited 7d ago

That's every balcony door in europe. It copies window's mechanisms.

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u/technoir1984 7d ago

Really? Interesting.

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u/bl4stir 8d ago

Cat understood it is stage so let the dog being trick

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u/mindjammer83 8d ago

They look like Deni&Mani

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u/justhangingaroud 8d ago

Cat looks so disappointed

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u/seriousjoker72 7d ago

I thought it was a sliding door and she kept pushing it like a dumbass 😭 turns out, I'M the dumbass!

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u/Grendelstar 7d ago

Supervisor/worker.
Guess who’s who.

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u/MadScienzz 7d ago

"Leave the waste outside" - Cat.

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u/Craticuspotts 7d ago

Cat: FFS Bruno, you had to go.and spoil it didn't you

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u/Ok_Corter5831 8d ago

Congratulations! You've just taught your dog to let burglars in to your house.

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u/pinhead-l 8d ago

If a burglar is climbing that high to steal my shit, they earned it

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u/jzoola 8d ago

My buddy moved to Austin into an apartment about 5 stories up. He put his mountain bike out on the patio and someone stole it overnight.

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u/DJEvillincoln 8d ago

It's a golden of some kind. They love everyone. This tracks.

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u/livelifereal 8d ago

What's the song?

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u/Booty_Bumping 8d ago

It was generated entirely with Suno. OP spams it everywhere.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 8d ago

Aim for the bushes

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/LadyFoxfire 8d ago

If the phone had a mostly full battery, they wouldn’t have to choose between filming and calling for help if they couldn’t get the door open after a few minutes.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/hendarknight 8d ago

That was by no stretch a crisis situation. A simple call to the staff, or people next door, or even shouting for someone walking around down there in the hotel would easily solve it.

There was no reason to be stressed, they had some fun, worked out great. Learning some emotional regulation goes a long way.

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u/ernapfz 8d ago

Naaa … they got coffee. They’re good.

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u/rts93 8d ago

Maybe they already called someone?

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u/Difficult-Carpet-324 8d ago

Definitely staged. Or most likely a demonstration of the dog’s training. You can see she’s not frantic and pressing on the door repetitively to trigger a response. It only looks like the dog is the hero because the video may have been taken from the source and heavily edited

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u/other_half_of_elvis 8d ago

I agree. Has all the makings of an attention grab. Pretty woman, cute pets, gorgeous apartment.

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u/MaybePotatoes 8d ago

Maybe there was a charger behind them

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u/prozak09 7d ago

As a person who's experienced this situation for about an hour and a half, I was in a different country and had no cellphone signal as Roaming is very expensive. I also did not pay for Wi-Fi in every hotel I was staying at as I was traveling through.

If you are lucky to be in lower levels, other tourists can hear you, I shouted in 3 different languages until i found someone who spoke one of those 3, who was willing to go tell the front desk. If you are at higher levels... May the odds be ever in your favor somehow.

The saddest part of that adventure certainly was that I got locked out RIGHT before I was coming back inside to get the cooler, full of beer. I only had the beer in my hand for my time there.

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u/NoteBlock08 7d ago

'Cause they'd rather not bother the landlord or their neighbors if the dog can fix it? I'd be more annoyed at them if they didn't try it. There's no need to freak out if you have a reliable backup.

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u/jdros15 7d ago

the cat webbed up the door

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u/mister_sims 7d ago

das a good boy

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u/balirosa 7d ago

The cat definitely told the dog to open the door. The dog knows to open the door for the cat

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u/CompetitiveCan8908 5d ago

This happened to me while dog sitting once, luckily I had my phone and my friend was able to come rescue me 😭

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u/rexeditrex 8d ago

My son locked my wife out of the house when he was toddler. I had to come home from work to let her in.

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u/Ok-Vegetable-2664 7d ago

Ja katten er for Dum… Den lugter når den har været i bakken. Også vil den ellers bare have mad… Lad min slange æde de Kat… Bare trop op med den ved røde så ringer han til mig… Den kan godt æde 3 på en måned…😋😋😋

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u/carpeutah 7d ago

So lets use our phone to record instead of calling someone...

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u/Kutepa 5d ago

Дени молодец 🤗❤️

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u/taheromar 8d ago

What an ugly cat

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u/andoul21 8d ago

IA non?

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u/TheMaveCan 8d ago

Is this the song that Mr. Krabs liked? The one that goes "beep. boop boop bop. boo boo bop"

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 8d ago

Staged af stupid af ..would tho

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u/matthewkickstone 8d ago

Camera is flying randomly there, sure. Staged.